Parrots are losers (HW)

Parrots are losers (HW)

Postby Tesseracts » Sat Aug 25, 2018 7:06 am

I'm tired of the debate between parrot owners and dog owners, so I decided to do an experiment to prove conclusively which one would win in a fair battle.

As you can see dogs clearly win this battle. These parrots never even attempted to fly. You can't argue with science. Everyone who likes parrots is an idiot but especially Sellers because he thinks dogs are scary even though no dog has ever been a pirate. Pirates are not cool and parrots need to go back to their own country.

I also asked my dog if it's true Sellers eats babies, and he said "yes but he is terrible at cooking them." Pretty harsh criticism there.

I apologize for not participating in Hate Week very well. I was busy creating realist art better than Hitler did.
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Re: Parrots are losers (HW)

Postby JamishT » Sat Aug 25, 2018 7:41 am

Hate Week is over, so I guess sellers can't respond. Oopsie doopsie!
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