Th3 truth that 1s sh0ck1ng (HW)

Th3 truth that 1s sh0ck1ng (HW)

Postby sunglasses » Sun Aug 19, 2018 12:27 am

I f0und t3h r3al hacker. It's n0t russ1a. It's someone else, som3one n0 one would 5u5p3ct.

From teh h0me of currywurst, the real hacker lives in h1s l41r. He's h4ck1ng my ph0ne now and m3551ng with the autocorrect.

You know him as....Liter.

I mean Piter.

Stoopid phone.

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Re: Th3 truth that 1s sh0ck1ng (HW)

Postby iMURDAu » Tue Aug 21, 2018 3:13 pm

I had a phone stop working once.

The phone after that seemed okay at first but ended up being really slow.

I think Nathan must have been hacking my phones to be more like him.

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Re: Th3 truth that 1s sh0ck1ng (HW)

Postby NathanLoiselle » Tue Aug 21, 2018 9:20 pm

Yeah, well my wife didn't say someone else's name, I won't say who but it rhymes with Nathan, in bed last night.


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Re: Th3 truth that 1s sh0ck1ng (HW)

Postby iMURDAu » Wed Aug 22, 2018 8:38 pm

Sanaa Lathan is still pretty and so what if my wife was thinking about her?

I'm not even going to bother looking for where you placed the microphones. I'm just going to pack up my family and move to Canada. We'll trade whatever toiletries and pantry goods we're able to make look like drugs for some homeless children and live the 'Murica Jr. dream. Which I assume from reading about your country is stagnating until you're competing with developing nations for relief aid.

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Re: Th3 truth that 1s sh0ck1ng (HW)

Postby NathanLoiselle » Thu Aug 23, 2018 12:04 am

Oh dear god. Don't move to Canada. I want you as far away from me as possible.
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Re: Th3 truth that 1s sh0ck1ng (HW)

Postby JamishT » Sat Aug 25, 2018 7:50 am

Piter, you're worse than Hitler. At least he actually started a war he was never going to win!

Just kidding, I love you, you goof.

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