The dark secret behind realist art (HW)

The dark secret behind realist art (HW)

Postby cmsellers » Fri Aug 17, 2018 8:49 pm

It is an open secret that all dictators aspire to be realist artists, and all realist artists aspire to be dictators. From Hitler to Stalin to George W. Bush, the trend is clear.

But what does that say of the realist artist who runs this site, the so-called "Tesseracts"? The shocking truth is that she shares far more with Hitler than just realist art, vegetarianism, and a disturbing fondness for dogs.

Have you noticed that most members of our site no longer post? From OrangeEyebrows to ButtChocolate to RevolvingRoyal, what has happened to the vast majority of TCS?

I will tell you what happened: (((Tesseracts))) has been using them to satisfy her insatiable cravings for Pokemon and realist art.

Using her ability to see IP addresses, «««Tesseracts»»» has been hiding in TCS member's homes, trapping them in tiny balls, and them making them fight to the death in real-life Pokemon battles.

Then, when they are good-and-dead she fed their flesh to her hounds, tanned their skins for canvases, and ground up their bones to use in paints.

As I write this, I fear for my life, and plan to take refuge in the Ecuadorian embassy, where I fear my internet will be cut off. I shall suffer a fate worse than death, but still better than letting her catch me.

But there is still time to save the rest of you. Run, run far away from this website before you too fall victim to the twisted depravity of our leader.
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Re: The dark secret behind realist art (HW)

Postby iMURDAu » Sat Aug 18, 2018 8:47 pm

Ecuador doesn't have an embassy...

You're heading into a trap!
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Re: The dark secret behind realist art (HW)

Postby NathanLoiselle » Sun Aug 19, 2018 1:10 am

Ecuador so does have an embassy. It's an embassy hotel. Shows what you know Mr. Smarty-pants. You so stupid.




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Re: The dark secret behind realist art (HW)

Postby cmsellers » Sun Aug 19, 2018 3:53 am

I looked it up and Ecuador does not, in fact, recognize the Republic of Texas, and the only diplomatic mission they have in the state is a consulate in Houston.

So then I paid a Lyft driver to go by the address and take a picture.

This is what I found
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It seems that our Führess is secretly in league with the alt-right.
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Re: The dark secret behind realist art (HW)

Postby cmsellers » Sat Aug 25, 2018 4:15 am

I was going to make another thread demonstrating how Tess is really the reincarnation of Ayn Rand, but didn't have the energy. This is because Tess is a witch who stole my energy to use in her vile enchantments; it definitely has nothing to do with how I spent the week looking for replacement cars.
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Re: The dark secret behind realist art (HW)

Postby JamishT » Sat Aug 25, 2018 7:59 am

Well now you don't have to make that thread, because it's ALL OVERRRRR!
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