A Shocking Revelation! (HW)

A Shocking Revelation! (HW)

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Fri Aug 17, 2018 7:09 pm

That wretched Australia has been lying to us all, a lie so grave, that once it's revealed, all musk oxen named Neil will die of shock! So, to protect those floofy moo-cows, I shall speak the rest in spoilers!

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Australia burns faces as a schtick, as you know. But a burn can be considered a marking in some contexts, and you know who else marks their faces?

The Maori!
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That's right, Australia is actually from New Zealand! And has been lying to you all this time!


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Re: A Shocking Revelation! (HW)

Postby Australia » Sat Aug 18, 2018 11:27 pm

You crossed a line. Call my art a schtick again and I'll shove this schtick so far up your arse, you'll be finding blood soaked twigs in your toilet paper until the day someone poisons your fush and chups.

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Re: A Shocking Revelation! (HW)

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sun Aug 19, 2018 6:56 am

It's not just a schtick it's an old hat schtick, a dead horse, dare I say, a dead unicorn schtick. A schtick that would only arise if a stoned wizard who thought he was a giraffe got into an aeons long death with a Korean hippie who thought he was the entire medieval city of Eoforwic would come up with. That too makes sense!

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Re: A Shocking Revelation! (HW)

Postby Australia » Sun Aug 19, 2018 4:54 pm

My mistake. You already seem to have a schtick up your ass about this.
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Re: A Shocking Revelation! (HW)

Postby JamishT » Sat Aug 25, 2018 7:52 am

Y'all were fun as hell. Good show!
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