General Hate and the Hate Platoon (HW)

Re: General Hate and the Hate Platoon (HW)

Postby IamNotCreepy » Fri Aug 24, 2018 4:45 pm

Man, Kate hasn't even bothered to participate in Hate Week. What kind of monster would prioritize her newborn and toddler over the people here at TCS?

I mean, she had a root canal, so she's probably just lazing around at home.
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Re: General Hate and the Hate Platoon (HW)

Postby jbobsully11 » Fri Aug 24, 2018 5:43 pm

Ladki96 wrote:who's still a very lovable guy {{JamishT}}

Get outta here with that “lack of hate” hippie nonsense.
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Re: General Hate and the Hate Platoon (HW)

Postby CarrieVS » Fri Aug 24, 2018 10:16 pm

Lads really sucks at hate week. You just can't rely on some people.

Spoiler: show
It's contagious {{{{Lads}}}}

Sorry everyone.
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Re: General Hate and the Hate Platoon (HW)

Postby cmsellers » Fri Aug 24, 2018 10:29 pm

CarrieVS wrote:It's contagious {{{{Lads}}}}

Much like the super-smallpox strain you've been secretly developing in your bid for world domination.
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Re: General Hate and the Hate Platoon (HW)

Postby Australia » Sat Aug 25, 2018 12:57 am

Well, Hate Week can’t come close to a close without me torturing everyone with my semi-competent parody-recapping and torturous tone-deaf implementation of said lyrics. There’s a lot of filler this time because I guess we have less warriors than usual. Oh and hey, I bought a cheapo microphone this time so I didn’t have to hold my lips up to the side of my laptop this time. I still did, but we all have our kinks. In conclusion, you all deserve to be tortured so click play or a butterfly will die on the other side of the world. I mean, it still will but this way, it will die happy, knowing you’re miserable.



Hate Week 6 Lyrics - To The Alleged Tune of Be Our Guest
My peeps, fellow enemies, it is with deepest detest
and greatest disdain that we conclude this week.
And now we invite you to relax, let us pull up a
coffin as the worst singer proudly presents -
your competitors!

Hate Week 6! Hate Week 6!
Put your faces to our fist
Tie this noose 'round your neck, quickly
And we'll tighten it in jest
Don’t be bored
Just be bored
By this power drill I bought
Oh, those ninjas?
They’re just horses
Don't believe me? Ask the corpses
Members maim, we never cease
Throughout all of TCS
Homicides here are never second best
So grab a weapon or two
And join our badass crew for
Hate Week 6
It’s up to 6?
Hate Week 6!
Beefs galore
Blood and gore
Petty insults, even more
We'll pull hair and flesh tear
A cavalcade of terror!
You're alone
And you're scared
But the battle’s all prepared
No one's gloomy or complaining
While the blood is emanating
We kill folks! Cut off pricks
Of our partners’ relatives
And it's all in perfect taste
That you can bet
Come on and kick some ass
Nobody gets a pass
If you’re stressed
Of an arrest,
It's shit-slinging we suggest

Hate Week 6! Hate Week 6! Hate Week 6!

Kate is now scheming
To overthrow our website, beaming
While Tesseracts enslaves regular people
As pokemon for her nefarious entertainment
CMSellers wasn’t hit, insulted or miffed
Let’s assume the partner was killed
By a precautionary coward
Deathclaw Puncher’s essence isn’t edible
Even with the right ingredients
Australia is a kiwi
Hiding in plain sight with tired shticks

Hate Week 6! Hate Week 6!
Sunglasses picked on several users
With no retort from her abusers
This mod’s power’s gone to her head
Over war? There’ll be peace
But not without its casualties
iMurdaU, while poop-swilling
Birthed a demon, what’s his reasoning?
Hacking Piter Lauchy?
Don't bother, that’s his motif.
Marcuse stinks. I guess that’s all.
Not even a witty metaphor
What’s all this nonsense for?
Just take one guess!
Hate Week 6!
Hate Week 6!
Hate Week 6!

Hate Week 6! Hate Week 6!
NathanLoiselle is a confessed
arsonist/terrorist.
Kivutar got married
Just to get out of sparring here
IamNotCreepy
Was unscathed, at least online
But was maybe mailed placenta

Year by year, one by one
'Til you shout, "Oi, cunts! I'm done!"
Then we'll put you all to sleep but I digress
Next year you'll raise your body count
But for now, a truce mounts
Hate Week 6!
Hate Week 6!
Hate Week 6!
But who hated best?


Oh, and there’s also the obvious Simpsons reference at the end because it’s an impulse I can’t control.


But in all sincerity, two of you legitimately suck. You know who you are.
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Re: General Hate and the Hate Platoon (HW)

Postby JamishT » Sat Aug 25, 2018 7:43 am

That's freaking awesome, NZ!

Also, it's all over. Stop hating. It's done. No more. All love now.

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With a devilish twinkle in his eye.
With his hand-picked flowers,
And his feel-good powers,
He made all the girls blush and sigh.
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