Do not trust CarrieVS! (HW)

Do not trust CarrieVS! (HW)

Postby Matt the Czar » Wed Aug 09, 2017 11:02 pm

How can we trust her? She claims to be a cyborg cat, and you know what that means— laser eyes shining back from behind the fridge, when you least expect it, boiling your brain!

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Re: Do not trust CarrieVS! (HW)

Postby CarrieVS » Thu Aug 10, 2017 12:37 am

When have I ever boiled anyone's brain? I use my cyborg ninja powers for good, as Matt well knows.

There is a grain of truth to what he says, though. I did try to assassinate him last night. I wrestled with my conscience long and hard over it and I took no pleasure at all in it, but finally I was forced to the conclusion that it's simply necessary to put an end to Matt the so-called Czar. For the good of the whole world.

Have you seen his threads?

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He literally calls it a Council of Evil.

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Re: Do not trust CarrieVS! (HW)

Postby Matt the Czar » Thu Aug 10, 2017 6:29 pm

Look, it was a metaphorical council of evil! You can't take my words at face value!
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Re: Do not trust CarrieVS! (HW)

Postby IamNotCreepy » Thu Aug 10, 2017 6:31 pm

Matt the Czar wrote:Look, it was a metaphorical council of evil! You can't take my words at face value!


Like Donald Trump? That's definitely not a good comparison.
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Re: Do not trust CarrieVS! (HW)

Postby Paradox » Thu Aug 10, 2017 6:35 pm

Matt the Czar wrote:Look, it was a metaphorical council of evil! You can't take my words at face value!

Metaphorical or not, Argentina, really?

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