Of course that'd be a sore spot for you, Jbob, considering it's well established that the rest of the world recognizes that New Jersey being completely overrun by trees is far preferable to it being filled with the likes of you.
I'm not even going to address Nathan; much like Justin Bieber, Canadians have collectively decided he's a national embarrassment and we refuse to take credit for the fact that he exists. I guess I have to give him credit for not going the reallifegirl route and working a desperate plea for acknowledgement that he's not just a figment of our imaginations into his username, though.