Edgar Cabrera wrote:HOLY SHIT GUYS, IT'S DOGLOVINGJIM!!! HE'S HERE!!!
skoobadive wrote:It's the legendary DoglovingJim! Ohboy, this must be the greatest day of my life!
Cracked.com wrote:Initially, his interest in animals was "primarily a sexual attraction," but as he grew older, he also "developed the emotional attraction." We guess we could call what Jim does ... dog-lovin'
It's the most horrible time, of the yeeear with the vitriol swelling and everyone telling you be of bad cheeeeer...
No hatred for over two days in the designated most-hateful thread on the site? During Hate Week? All of you showcase the worst aspects of humanity.
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Crimson847 wrote:In other words, transgender-friendly privacy laws don't molest people, people molest people.
(Presumably, the only way to stop a bad guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law is a good guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law, and thus transgender-friendly privacy law rights need to be enshrined in the Constitution as well)
This is the worst hate week ever. I hate this week. You're all lame, hardly any threads are being necroed for hate week, there's very little banter on the HW threads, a slip-n-slide has more friction than this hate week.
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“This is going to become a bad meme,” Todd observed.
NathanLoiselle wrote:Hey! I deal with what I work with. And what I work with this week is poor.
We're all aware of what your brain is and isn't capable of, Nathan.
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Crimson847 wrote:In other words, transgender-friendly privacy laws don't molest people, people molest people.
(Presumably, the only way to stop a bad guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law is a good guy with a transgender-friendly privacy law, and thus transgender-friendly privacy law rights need to be enshrined in the Constitution as well)
None of you are worth the effort to even find this thread for seven days so instead of spending minutes doing my own investihating, I've simply spent hours working on a song as terrible and original as all the Hate Week players deserve, using the information your partners have spewed all over this website. As always, this only amuses me, but I'm the only one here who deserves amusement so sing along if you think your voice is better than mine. Most people's are but I'm not holding my breath that any of you fit that majority if your faces and personality are anything to go by.
Precap Lyrics - to the tune of those Braindead recaps
Previously on Hate Week... Criminal backgrounds were discovered with surprising frequency Not to mention members trading mothers like they’re currency Convoluted references to partners’ dictatorships To simplistic insults about them being a piece of shit 2013 brought us the oft-forgotten Laugh at Ash week 2014 was a song-off between Kate and some random creep If you’re looking for a brighter possible presidency 2015 had a mockumentary just for nominee JamesT And finally last year Tess was cooking pokemon and serving them to thee Now on to this year’s parody…
Hate Week 5 Lyrics - to the tune of One Week
It’s been Hate Week Twenty-Seventeen Got TCS members riled up yet again Seven days of laughing at people’s deeds, Heckles, schemes, crimes, lies, feats and tweets. Hundred and a half hours of doom Brought to them, us, they, we, me and yes, even you One year ‘til it all repeats but it'll still take half that to bury the bodies.
If you’re pleased with infant suicide Driven up by Movie, Emoji You'll thank its creator, Pseudoman. CarrieVS boils organs from behind kitchen appliances Using her laser eyes. When the country’s not frying man Australia’s ideologies Are all fallacies ’Cause I put the perv in purview. Tigers are fighting kids in Gladiator pits All orchestrated by one-percenter iMURDAu. If ya feel the sphere Earth theory may be fake Every time you feel the ground shake That’s just Kivutar, she’s melting down on Twitter. Gotta love the game and hate the player That strategy is only fair 'Cause it's so malicious, you have to leave disclaimers
Why is Kate trying to make all Maple’s citizens fat? Better to prepare for a weaker Canada. Looking for a job? Better plan for a funeral Who’ll hunt just to be mean? JBobSully will. Ask Cobra-D who’s just a decomposing fake ID. I have a history of terrible lyrics
It’s been Hate Week Twenty-Seventeen Got TCS members riled up yet again Seven days of laughing at people’s deeds, Heckles, schemes, crimes, lies, feats and tweets. Hundred and a half hours of doom Brought to them, us, they, we, me and yes, even you One year ’til it all repeats but it'll still take half that to bury the bodies.
Reallifegirl, the Russian robot Collecting data as Putin’s prototype. Witchin' SilverMaple busy bakin’ But we’re in the cauldron. Fittingly JAmishT’s hit was simple Like an idjit on the internet. Sunglasses’ fight pit Like her disposition, is less than sunny
So Matt the Czar made a council A villain council One worthy of an assassin’s felin-y Bromo won’t flog his sexuality For less than a single bronzed penny That’s not the worst part. He’s literally lycanthropic. CM stands for Cuck Mentality, Sellers selling socialism like it’s gravity. All these gotta make you think
Deathclaw Puncher something something stupidhead. Insulting? Regardless she won’t receive any loving. Who’s that guy who confuses meats with vegetables, Releasing Hare Krishna spam? NathanLoiselle. IamNotCreepy involved in disturbing crime sprees I have a history of losing my train of
It’s been Hate Week Twenty-Seventeen Got TCS members riled up yet again Seven days of laughing at people’s deeds, Heckles, schemes, crimes, lies, feats and tweets. Hundred and a half hours of doom Brought to them, us, they, we, me and yes, even you One year ‘til it all repeats but it'll still take half that to bury the bodies.
It'll still take six months to bury the bodies. You take the shovel, you drive the lorry The Comment Section, hide all the bodies.
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