As I've mentioned before, Chris Bucholz is probably the best reason to still visit Cracked. Alas, his pages never get the views that the clickbait articles do, but he still keeps writing them. His latest is particularly funny, The Drug Commercial That Gets Way Too Real With You.
If you prefer to avoid Cracked most of the time, just use this URL for his articles only: http://www.cracked.com/blog/author/Robotman/.
I am not Chris Bucholz.