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Mind If We Ruin Spongebob Squarepants For You

Postby Cordslash » Sun May 29, 2016 2:50 pm

http://www.cracked.com/blog/mind-if-we-ruin-spongebob-squarepants-you/

This was terrible. No research, poor writing and unfunny jokes. Just a lot of "this one thing could be this other thing".

However if this is the caliber of work Cracked now accepts then look out for my upcoming article, "6 Reasons Why Dora The Explorer Is About Sexism In Video Games".
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Re: Mind If We Ruin Spongebob Squarepants For You

Postby FaceTheCitizen » Sun May 29, 2016 4:50 pm

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Re: Mind If We Ruin Spongebob Squarepants For You

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Sun May 29, 2016 9:44 pm

Eh. I still think this was better than the Silent Hill/ Zelda turd that was crapped out prior to this.
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Re: Mind If We Ruin Spongebob Squarepants For You

Postby Marcuse » Sun May 29, 2016 10:30 pm

Wait, you can turn a bunch of metaphors about asses and STDs into a theory about sex? Who'da thunk it?

Seriously, this doesn't "ruin" Spongebob at all, it's kind of just pointing out what I always thought was the premise of the naming jokes. So really the article can be boiled down to:

Mind if we ruin Spongebob for you? It's exactly what the writers intended, lots of veiled sex jokes!!!!
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Re: Mind If We Ruin Spongebob Squarepants For You

Postby Aquila89 » Sun May 29, 2016 11:44 pm

Is this self-parody?
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Re: Mind If We Ruin Spongebob Squarepants For You

Postby rowdyrodimus » Tue May 31, 2016 6:52 pm

Aquila89 wrote:Is this self-parody?

Did the definition of self-parody become "Complete and utter shit"? If so, yes, this is self-parody.
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Re: Mind If We Ruin Spongebob Squarepants For You

Postby BinaryStep » Wed Jun 01, 2016 1:07 am

Note how there's been an article like this on a daily basis now.


This is because of Cracked being purchased, isn't it?
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Re: Mind If We Ruin Spongebob Squarepants For You

Postby jbobsully11 » Thu Jun 02, 2016 9:39 pm

Not that most of this article was convincing anyway, but adults have been putting dirty jokes in stuff meant for kids for a while now; are people still surprised that it happens?
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Re: Mind If We Ruin Spongebob Squarepants For You

Postby rowdyrodimus » Tue Jun 21, 2016 5:30 pm

While doing research into the connection between the creation of The Question and Spider-Man (Both characters created and co-created by Steve Ditko) I have found proof that both Crisis on Infinite Earth and Marvel Super Heroes Secret Wars were allegories for the Holocaust and the Civil Rights Movement of the 60's. That's just digging into the surface though, the old "Superman's Girlfriend, Lois Lane" comics are a blueprint on how to exterminate the male population in less than a decade. It went into effect last year on the orders of The Queen, Michelle Obama and Sarah Palin.

Spongebob ain't got shit on this stuff, bitches!
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