5. on porn
4. Gay bars are going away because homosexuality is mainstream. And it means that we won't be introduced to another awful music craze like disco or techno? How is this not an unmitigated boon for society?
3. I've never liked the idea of circuses because of crowds and noise, and there were legitimate animal welfare concerns, so I won't miss animals at circuses. On the other hand, I liked seeing "Shamu" at Sea World, it's not clear that there were serious animal welfare concerns and the phasing out of orcas and partnering of SeaWorld with HSUS was a coup for animal rights activists. So I'm not happy about that. Fuck that iconic piece of garbage movie that is Free Willie.
2. Helium. It's truly appalling how we've squandered helium, I've never liked parades, and Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is tacky as hell. Good riddance.
1. I like photojournalists better than regular journalists because they're much less prone to getting things horribly wrong. So it's a pity to lose them, I guess.