5 parts of daily life your kids will never experience.

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Re: 5 parts of daily life your kids will never experience.

Postby cmsellers » Wed May 25, 2016 2:43 am

5. on porn
I've never liked hardcore porn (in the sense of I don't like seeing other guys's dicks and hence don't want to watch penetration), however I do like bondage porn. On one hand, BDSM is a collection of individual fetishes, and therefore seems to have benefited from the proliferation of targeted porn. On the other hand, I kind of agree with rowdy that I'd like to see more bondage porn that is actually artistic. I know of one website that does artistic bondage photos, and the owner does it for fun and releases the photos free. I've seen samples from the websites and clips from the movies that sell bondage porn, and it's usually really formulaic. Well, except the Japanese porn. Eros bless you, Japan.


4. Gay bars are going away because homosexuality is mainstream. And it means that we won't be introduced to another awful music craze like disco or techno? How is this not an unmitigated boon for society?

3. I've never liked the idea of circuses because of crowds and noise, and there were legitimate animal welfare concerns, so I won't miss animals at circuses. On the other hand, I liked seeing "Shamu" at Sea World, it's not clear that there were serious animal welfare concerns and the phasing out of orcas and partnering of SeaWorld with HSUS was a coup for animal rights activists. So I'm not happy about that. Fuck that iconic piece of garbage movie that is Free Willie.

2. Helium. It's truly appalling how we've squandered helium, I've never liked parades, and Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is tacky as hell. Good riddance.

1. I like photojournalists better than regular journalists because they're much less prone to getting things horribly wrong. So it's a pity to lose them, I guess.
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Re: 5 parts of daily life your kids will never experience.

Postby BROWNRECLUSE » Wed May 25, 2016 1:52 pm

Somebody better tell Sam Rockwell to get his ass back to the moon and start farming that helium-3.

I mean, it's not like he's busy starring in movies right now.
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Re: 5 parts of daily life your kids will never experience.

Postby PSTN » Thu May 26, 2016 3:30 am

BROWNRECLUSE wrote:Somebody better tell Sam Rockwell to get his ass back to the moon and start farming that helium-3.

I mean, it's not like he's busy starring in movies right now.


Oh don't you worry about Sam Rockwell,
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Re: 5 parts of daily life your kids will never experience.

Postby rowdyrodimus » Wed Jun 08, 2016 10:27 am

Those of you that read my two rants about porn earlier in the thread will probably remember my ideas and suggestions. Well, guess who might be starting a company with a few big name adult film stars to try to make it more acceptable, have better pay and working conditions for the actors and actresses? That's right, Frank Stallone. Wait, no, that was Norm McDonnel's joke. No, but seriously I've been in talks with them and investors and things are really looking promising at the moment.

If anyone has any ideas on things they should be done to make the industry better for all the people involved or for the kind of adult movie they would like to see, just post them here or if you want to do it in private just message me. i will bring them up with my two people who already want to direct for me (big name adult actresses from the 90's-00's) and we'll go from there. I know it might sound stupid but everyone has different tastes and we want to make our movies so EVERYONE can find the niche they are into. Only things we aren't open to are humiliation or pain. We want people to have fun with our stuff, not cringe.
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Re: 5 parts of daily life your kids will never experience.

Postby PSTN » Thu Jun 09, 2016 11:03 pm

rowdyrodimus wrote:If anyone has any ideas on things they should be done to make the industry better for all the people involved or for the kind of adult movie they would like to see, just post them here...


Well, I for one--

rowdyrodimus wrote:Only things we aren't open to are humiliation or pain. We want people to have fun with our stuff, not cringe.


Oh. Well then. Never mind.
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Postby FaceTheCitizen » Sat Jun 11, 2016 4:34 pm

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Re: 5 parts of daily life your kids will never experience.

Postby Anglerphobe » Sat Jun 11, 2016 10:48 pm

He can if the maintenance company guys are also paid in sex.
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Postby Australia » Sun Jun 12, 2016 4:27 am

How does one quantify that on a tax return? I'm asking for research purposes.
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Re: 5 parts of daily life your kids will never experience.

Postby rowdyrodimus » Sun Jun 12, 2016 6:23 pm

All deliveries (in the rear HA!) can be explained away that they used an app to prepay for goods and services. (Note to self: create app that allows people to order pizzas, etc... and get the delivery person and "service" they want. Call it Pixxxa Parlor lol)

See, this is what we want. People having fun even if it is making fun of tropes.

Now I'll tell you a few of the people I've been talking to about this stuff, Melissa Hill, Jenteal and Raquel Sultra. So, yeah, I'm actually pretty serious about this and if I can get them on board, it'll be a lot easier to get financing. Also, for anyone who worries about the workers rights, everyone will be covered by the International Entertainment Adult Union. They have finally started a union to take care of the workers and so the filmmakers can't take advantage of them.
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Re: 5 parts of daily life your kids will never experience.

Postby cmsellers » Sun Jun 12, 2016 7:34 pm

rowdyrodimus wrote:They have finally started a union to take care of the workers and so the filmmakers can't take advantage of them.

Pro-porn and pro-union?

What kind of a conservative are you?
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Re: 5 parts of daily life your kids will never experience.

Postby rowdyrodimus » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:07 pm

cmsellers wrote:
rowdyrodimus wrote:They have finally started a union to take care of the workers and so the filmmakers can't take advantage of them.

Pro-porn and pro-union?

What kind of a conservative are you?


One who lives in the real world and doesn't believe the world is black and white like the two parties want us to think it is. I'm an Independent Conservative. I see nothing wrong with sex and when workers are being mistreated they should have a union (look at pro wrestling for example). Now I have a problem with unions that just take money from their members checks and don't do anything for them but if they are working to improve the lives and jobs of their members, I'm fine with that. I'm pro choice but anti abortion, I might not agree with it but it's not my place to tell people what to do with their bodies. I believe Atheists have as much of a right to spread their views as a religious person does as long as they are doing it in a neutral area (Basically, don't go into a church service and start screaming "{There is no God!" or go to an Atheist meetup and start spouting off Bible verses).

I've read places Trump is part of the "New" Conservative movement. No. WE are the new Conservative movement and it's time for us to get our chance to see if we can make the world a better place. We have studied history and have seen what works and what doesn't, with the people we have in charge now (and the foreseeable future) we will get the same rhetoric and infighting that has stagnated the world for the past 75+ years.
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Re: 5 parts of daily life your kids will never experience.

Postby DashaBlade » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:22 pm

Speaking as someone who's not really into porn (but not someone who thinks everyone should only like what I like, so I'm not anti-porn either), I say "Good on you" for working to apply some standards to an industry that, historically, has had some real lapses when it comes to the safety and well being of its workers. I'm not virulently pro-union, but that's exactly what unions are supposed to be for.

Plus, it heads off some of the protests of exploitation if the people involved are organized for their own protection. If someone is a conservative and is looking out for the little guy, supporting that kind of union actually makes sense, because it protects the employee (from being exploited) AND the employer (from accusations that they're exploiting their employees).
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Re: 5 parts of daily life your kids will never experience.

Postby rowdyrodimus » Tue Jun 14, 2016 3:01 am

DashaBlade wrote:Speaking as someone who's not really into porn (but not someone who thinks everyone should only like what I like, so I'm not anti-porn either), I say "Good on you" for working to apply some standards to an industry that, historically, has had some real lapses when it comes to the safety and well being of its workers. I'm not virulently pro-union, but that's exactly what unions are supposed to be for.

Plus, it heads off some of the protests of exploitation if the people involved are organized for their own protection. If someone is a conservative and is looking out for the little guy, supporting that kind of union actually makes sense, because it protects the employee (from being exploited) AND the employer (from accusations that they're exploiting their employees).


The ironic part is, I'm really not that into porn either. Sure, I watch occasionally when I find something with someone I like (so that means mostly older stuff when they were at least trying to have stories in the movies and people attempted acting). But like a lot of stuff I'm really not into, there are parts of it that fascinates me and raised my curiosity. I reached out to people in the industry on Twitter among other places and started talking to them. I became friends with many of them and Just started caring about the people doing it. I figured the best way to make a change is to try to get into it and start from inside, you know? That's why I'm trying to do this, to help people (and to be honest make a lot of money in the process) but said money will also be used to offer better pay and benefits for the workers but to help them when Father Time steps in and tells them it's time to step down from in front of the camera.
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