5 Harsh Truths About Butt Stuff

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5 Harsh Truths About Butt Stuff

Postby Cordslash » Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:28 pm

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-things-talking-to-dominatrix-taught-me-about-butt-stuff/

Ok Felix my friend, you didn't do it with the dominatrix. Or the swinging couple or the prostitute you wrote about. Not to mention leaving the orgy. Are you now just fucking with us?

NSFW probably
As for the article: well. Some straight guys like it when women push a nail or part of her finger up there during sex. It's kind of sexy and stimulates the session. They can't ever say that they're doing it it out loud though. Ever. Cause that would be gay. Which the guy in question certainly isn't. Understood?

Also I've been around the block and know women like to have things stuffed in there too. And not necessarily penises. More often than not things that are not actual penises in fact (cucumbers are repeat offenders).

Then there are various groups of gay people with their own sets of preferences.

Thing is butts are weird. Like the article says every butt likes their own thing.

Kind of like an orange. Some like to peel it, some like to juice it, some like to eat it whole. In the end it's still an orange though and everyone enjoys it in a different way.

Ok that's a terrible analogy. But I just put that out there in order to use the word anal-ogy:)
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Re: 5 Harsh Truths About Butt Stuff

Postby iMURDAu » Mon Jan 25, 2016 8:32 pm

Analgesia: absence of sense of pain.

That is from the dictionary. YMMV.
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Re: 5 Harsh Truths About Butt Stuff

Postby Knicholas » Tue Jan 26, 2016 4:38 am

Clay. Just Clay.

I'd shake his hand, but you know... eww.

Seriously, he is on my required reading along with Bucholz and Poisuo.

By the way, check out the love-in in the comment section for Bucholz here.
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Re: 5 Harsh Truths About Butt Stuff

Postby sunglasses » Tue Jan 26, 2016 5:39 am

I don't like oranges.
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