6 Times Family Entertainment Went Horrifically Wrong

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6 Times Family Entertainment Went Horrifically Wrong

Postby archaeologydalek » Wed Jan 06, 2016 2:37 pm

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Re: 6 Times Family Entertainment Went Horrifically Wrong

Postby sunglasses » Wed Jan 06, 2016 3:32 pm

Still probably a better convo to overhear then when a group of nurses get together, I'm sure.
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Re: 6 Times Family Entertainment Went Horrifically Wrong

Postby archaeologydalek » Wed Jan 06, 2016 4:16 pm

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Re: 6 Times Family Entertainment Went Horrifically Wrong

Postby sunglasses » Wed Jan 06, 2016 4:24 pm

I saw. You've developed fan boys me thinks.
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Re: 6 Times Family Entertainment Went Horrifically Wrong

Postby ShuaiGuy » Wed Jan 06, 2016 4:52 pm

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Re: 6 Times Family Entertainment Went Horrifically Wrong

Postby rowdyrodimus » Wed Jan 06, 2016 5:18 pm

I've "met" Victor the Wrestling Bear (as much as you can ever meet a bear. They had "Autographed" Pics of him with ink paw prints) being from a long time wrestling family. I also added this to the comments about the match he had with Roddy Piper:

Funny story about Victor the Wrestling Bear. I can't remember who was involved (I want to say it was in LA or Portland during the 70's and Piper was involved) but they brought in Victor as an attraction. Well, one of the old timers (that being guys that had been wrestling since the circus sideshow days) had wrestled him before and knew he was actually gentle and wanted to play a rib on the guy who was wrestling him that night. Well, he took a jar of honey and grabbed a big handful of it and gave the guy scheduled to wrestle him a big pat on the ass before he went out there, so he has a big glob of honey on his trunks and all through the match, Victor is putting his nose into the guys ass to get to the honey.
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Re: 6 Times Family Entertainment Went Horrifically Wrong

Postby sunglasses » Wed Jan 06, 2016 7:58 pm

Dalek, "It's an in joke. He's cool."


*sunny checks below the belt line again.*

Nope, I still am female. :P
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Re: 6 Times Family Entertainment Went Horrifically Wrong

Postby D-LOGAN » Wed Jan 06, 2016 8:17 pm

sunglasses wrote:Nope, I still am female. :P


Pffft, that's what they all say.
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Re: 6 Times Family Entertainment Went Horrifically Wrong

Postby cmsellers » Wed Jan 06, 2016 9:03 pm

ShuaiGuy wrote:If you scroll down to the top-voted comments you can witness Dalek puns that would make Darkstrolm groan.

I thought you meant puns about daleks, not puns by ArcheologyDalek.

Plus, you missed the opportunity to call his puns unBEARable.

I am disappoint.
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Re: 6 Times Family Entertainment Went Horrifically Wrong

Postby Knicholas » Thu Jan 07, 2016 8:56 pm

archaeologydalek wrote:Fun fact: this article was hashed out during a lunch between me, Cyriaque Lamar, and one of the site's marketing/advertising bigwigs. Thinking back, I don't think the restaurant's other patrons enjoyed it as much.


I remember the bit about the Bowmanville Zoo. I kind of assumed calling the baboon "cocksucker" was more descriptive than an insult.
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Re: 6 Times Family Entertainment Went Horrifically Wrong

Postby ShuaiGuy » Fri Jan 08, 2016 8:24 am

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Re: 6 Times Family Entertainment Went Horrifically Wrong

Postby cmsellers » Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:05 am

ShuaiGuy wrote:I avoided that specific pun because I'm pretty sure he used it in one of his comments.

Have you never seen the threads here on David Wong?

It takes several pages worth of variations on a single pun before anyone complains.

Pargin me for saying so, but I think you'd have been fine.
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Re: 6 Times Family Entertainment Went Horrifically Wrong

Postby ShuaiGuy » Fri Jan 08, 2016 9:33 am

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