6 Jaw-Dropping Sex Stories From Historical Myths

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6 Jaw-Dropping Sex Stories From Historical Myths

Postby thatindianguy » Sat Dec 05, 2015 6:00 pm

http://www.cracked.com/article_23270_6- ... -porn.html
First one is about the Hindu god Indra.
Damn it, I take one day off of commenting and I miss such a primo comment opportunity.


Shit, I take one day off for comic con and I miss such a Prime commenting opportunity in #1.

Fun fact Gautama really did shout 'Heard you like pussy' when he cursed Indra.
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Re: 6 Jaw-Dropping Sex Stories From Historical Myths

Postby Aquila89 » Sat Dec 05, 2015 6:48 pm

Makes me think of an alternate story about the birth of Romulus and Remus, which Plutarch recounts in Parallel Lives.

"They say that Tarchetius, king of the Albans, who was most lawless and cruel, was visited with a strange phantom in his house, namely, a phallus rising out of the hearth and remaining there many days. Now there was an oracle of Tethys in Tuscany, from which there was brought to Tarchetius a response that a virgin must have intercourse with this phantom, and she should bear a son most illustrious for his valour, and of surpassing good fortune and strength. Tarchetius, accordingly, told the prophecy to one of his daughters, and bade her consort with the phantom; but she disdained to do so, and sent a handmaid in to it."

And the handmaid gave birth to Romulus and Remus.
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