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11 Great Halloween Costumes (For People Who Hate Their Kids)

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed Oct 28, 2015 9:24 pm

http://www.cracked.com/article_23236_11-fun-childrens-halloween-costumes-if-you-hate-your-kids.html
Perhaps it's best to not leave childrens' costume designs to sex offenders, people on LSD, or sex offenders on LSD.
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Re: 11 Great Halloween Costumes (For People Who Hate Their K

Postby sunglasses » Wed Oct 28, 2015 10:56 pm

Look. They have one job. To ensure that the parents who really, really hate the fact that they have a 3rd child or have a step-kid they just can't stand have costumes they're willing to buy.

What, you expect them to handle their issues like adults?!
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Re: 11 Great Halloween Costumes (For People Who Hate Their K

Postby cmsellers » Wed Oct 28, 2015 11:57 pm

Speaking of LSD: the author talks about cigarette and reefer costumes.
But every year, dozens kids who come to my house dressed up like characters from acid blotters. I don't see how their parents can be so irresponsible. It's an epidemic, I tell you.
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Re: 11 Great Halloween Costumes (For People Who Hate Their K

Postby Tesseracts » Thu Oct 29, 2015 1:42 pm

I agree with most of the stuff on this list, but not #2. Look, when you're a child it seems totally fun to be a traffic cop, prisoner, or delivery person. Seriously, as a child I absolutely loved the idea of directing traffic. Children aren't classist assholes who hate poor people, they just want to tell cars what to do. In fact, once I went out into the street and held my hand up in the stop gesture. My parents were very upset by this.
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Postby ShuaiGuy » Thu Oct 29, 2015 3:31 pm

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Re: 11 Great Halloween Costumes (For People Who Hate Their K

Postby SandTea » Thu Oct 29, 2015 9:21 pm

If this doesn't just melt your heart then nothing can. This kid loves his trash man and gets a special gift from him when they move off the trash guys route. Kids should be able to dress as trash guys and feel cool about it.
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