7 Archaeological Discoveries Out Of Your Darkest Nightmares

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7 Archaeological Discoveries Out Of Your Darkest Nightmares

Postby archaeologydalek » Wed Oct 28, 2015 1:44 am

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Re: 7 Archaeological Discoveries Out Of Your Darkest Nightma

Postby Kate » Wed Oct 28, 2015 2:57 am

I don't know what's scarier; the things in this article, or that I've already read about all of these because very old corpses are kind of a hobby of mine.

Either way, I loved this article!
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Re: 7 Archaeological Discoveries Out Of Your Darkest Nightma

Postby sunglasses » Wed Oct 28, 2015 3:03 am

Kate wrote: very old corpses are kind of a hobby of mine.



So that's what happened to Frank.
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Re: 7 Archaeological Discoveries Out Of Your Darkest Nightma

Postby Kate » Wed Oct 28, 2015 5:56 am

Look, you knew the price you'd have to pay when you let a redhead on the forum.
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Re: 7 Archaeological Discoveries Out Of Your Darkest Nightma

Postby JamishT » Wed Oct 28, 2015 7:53 am

Found a typo! Top of the second page:

The Dalek Guy wrote:As we've previously covered, nothing good ever comes pf exploring caves.


But yeah, great article! I enjoyed it!
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Re: 7 Archaeological Discoveries Out Of Your Darkest Nightma

Postby Revolving Royal » Thu Oct 29, 2015 2:48 am

I've also heard of all these before... is, is researching old corpses not normal?
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Re: 7 Archaeological Discoveries Out Of Your Darkest Nightma

Postby blehblah » Tue Nov 10, 2015 8:31 pm

Chinese noblewoman who died over 2,000 years ago, yet continues to be blessed with the skin, flesh, organs, and sunny disposition of a fairly fresh corpse


One percenters, amiright? What do Xin Zhui and Donald Trump have in common? It's not hair, as Xin Zhui is looking pretty fabulous, and it's not a great wall against foreign invaders, because ancient China did not have a problem with Mexican rapists.

Botox. It's obviously botox.

accompanied by some kind of bullshitty, clickbaitish title


This line should be included in every article.

From the URL:

"horrific-historical-artifacts-that-are-probably-haunted"


Okay - my BlehBlah'ing aside - I read the article start-to-end, and really enjoyed it. Long-dead people are fascinating.

That's not to say lately dead people aren't equally worthy of conversation, and let me emphasize that living people are also mostly okay, and further that by letting everyone know I am not a serial killer, and... I feel I'm digging this hole deeper... like... like an archaeologist!

Good recovery, BlehBlah, nobody will suspect a thing, unless you use the third-person...

*grabs leather coat, jumps in a bog*
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