5 Ridiculous Mass Panics You Won't Believe Actually Happened

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Re: 5 Ridiculous Mass Panics You Won't Believe Actually Happ

Postby Tesseracts » Tue Oct 27, 2015 3:52 am

Well, she seems to have somehow built a career out of this incident. I thought America's celebrity culture was weird, but Brazil's is way weirder.
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Re: 5 Ridiculous Mass Panics You Won't Believe Actually Happ

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Tue Oct 27, 2015 3:56 am

In Brazil, desperate rapists get you a career. In America, they shoot up college campuses.
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Re: 5 Ridiculous Mass Panics You Won't Believe Actually Happ

Postby DamianaRaven » Tue Oct 27, 2015 4:13 pm

Tesseracts wrote:Well, she seems to have somehow built a career out of this incident.


If that covers the why, my next question would be how? It takes more than just a shortish skirt on a prettyish woman to turn dozens of men into a mob of angry monsters.
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Re: 5 Ridiculous Mass Panics You Won't Believe Actually Happ

Postby Tesseracts » Tue Oct 27, 2015 4:51 pm

Yeah, I don't have any answers. She probably didn't start anything on purpose, but I still find it weird this happened at all. Riots aren't known for making sense, though.
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Re: 5 Ridiculous Mass Panics You Won't Believe Actually Happ

Postby LegionofShrooms » Tue Oct 27, 2015 8:42 pm

BROWNRECLUSE wrote:
AdricDePsycho wrote:They riot over soccer games, they riot over miniskirts...what's next, they riot over rotten bananas?


No, the spiders hiding in the bananas



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God fucking damnit, I just bought a bunch of bananas. From Aldis.

If you'll all excuse me, I have to go light my house on fire.
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Re: 5 Ridiculous Mass Panics You Won't Believe Actually Happ

Postby ShuaiGuy » Tue Oct 27, 2015 9:44 pm

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