5 Insane Things I Was Taught In Abstinence Only Sex Ed

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Re: 5 Insane Things I Was Taught In Abstinence Only Sex Ed

Postby DamianaRaven » Sat Sep 26, 2015 7:25 pm

Australia wrote:In Australia, we learn our sex ed in around grade 7 from a man in a giraffe costume who travels around in a van.


Didn't they catch that guy and put him in prison?
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Re: 5 Insane Things I Was Taught In Abstinence Only Sex Ed

Postby CarrieVS » Sat Sep 26, 2015 7:46 pm

Dammit Raven, I wanted to make that joke.
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Re: 5 Insane Things I Was Taught In Abstinence Only Sex Ed

Postby DoglovingJim » Fri Oct 02, 2015 9:18 am

Australia wrote:In Australia, we learn our sex ed in around grade 7 from a man in a giraffe costume who travels around in a van. I refuse to elaborate because the context doesn't make it any more sensible.


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The giraffe always has a damned companion for some reason as well.
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Re: 5 Insane Things I Was Taught In Abstinence Only Sex Ed

Postby CleverDick » Fri Oct 02, 2015 10:07 am

Australia wrote:In Australia, we learn our sex ed in around grade 7 from a man in a giraffe costume who travels around in a van. I refuse to elaborate because the context doesn't make it any more sensible.


DoglovingJim wrote:The giraffe always has a damned companion for some reason as well.


I learnt about drugs from them in primary school. Lying bastards had me convinced the dimmer was magic, too. I wasn't as skeptical as I liked to think.
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Re: 5 Insane Things I Was Taught In Abstinence Only Sex Ed

Postby Gendry » Tue Oct 06, 2015 9:37 pm

DamianaRaven wrote:
Australia wrote:In Australia, we learn our sex ed in around grade 7 from a man in a giraffe costume who travels around in a van.


Didn't they catch that guy and put him in prison?

Of course. Why else would he be in Australia?

#burn #nationofcriminals
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Re: 5 Insane Things I Was Taught In Abstinence Only Sex Ed

Postby Jack Road » Wed Oct 07, 2015 9:36 am

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I still have a copy of that Harris book somewhere.

When I was younger, sex was elevated to something of extreme value. Giving your virginity to someone was something very important, and you could never get it back. And I guess that isn't exactly reality.

Now, sex is cheapened so much all around me. But worse than that, so are relationships. Everyone I know even remotely well in real life seems to be cheating, or has cheated, or is being cheated on.

I don't know, it disheartens me. Maybe the idea of abstinence before marriage is sort of untenable. But it was nice having that idea that there was someone out there you were saving yourself for, and who thought you were important enough to save themselves for.

The amount of sexual imagery that exists and the amount of sex many of my friends are having disgusts me. I don't know why. Maybe it is envy? Because I don't know how to do that? I never did.

I have always wanted to have a family. And to be confident that that family was going to be there, always.

I guess I don't believe in that anymore. Sure some people get married and it lasts. But most of them seem miserable.

Sex has become something that is very frustrating to me, and I find myself saying things "nice guys" say sometimes and it makes me want to punch myself in the face. But I understand that bitterness and torturous vexation. And try very hard to avoid it.

Anyways...
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