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What I Learned Spamming A Suggestion Box With Cat Pictures

Postby Irishjava » Thu Sep 10, 2015 3:33 pm

http://www.cracked.com/blog/what-i-lear ... -pictures/

This article is wonderful and everyone should read and enjoy it, but that's not the important part. What's important is what I posted yesterday:

Irishjava wrote:I had an extremely vivid dream that I finally bought a Raspberry Pi, and then Daniel O'Brien started commenting here regularly. I'm pulling the trigger on the Raspberry Pi just in case this dream was prophetic, you're all welcome in advance if this works.


That's right, I bought a Raspberry Pi (It'll be here Friday) and THEN SOMETHING DOB RELATED HAPPENED. It wasn't exactly right, but I think this confirms I'm at least half-prescient. BOW BEFORE YOUR KIND-OF PROPHET, FELLOW MORTALS.
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Re: What I Learned Spamming A Suggestion Box With Cat Pictur

Postby ghijkmnop » Thu Sep 10, 2015 3:37 pm

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Re: What I Learned Spamming A Suggestion Box With Cat Pictur

Postby NathanLoiselle » Thu Sep 10, 2015 6:50 pm

I did not enjoy this article. And I was waiting the whole time for a sex joke, 'cause the article was filed under sex, and I never got one! Damn you DOB! Damn you Dan!
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Re: What I Learned Spamming A Suggestion Box With Cat Pictur

Postby DoglovingJim » Wed Sep 30, 2015 4:50 am

NathanLoiselle wrote:I did not enjoy this article. And I was waiting the whole time for a sex joke, 'cause the article was filed under sex, and I never got one! Damn you DOB! Damn you Dan!


Hmm, pretend that this guy censored the article for the sake of all the young children for a moment. And then replace any reference to "pussy cats" with simply... eh, the first bit. There are your sex jokes.

Here is an example or two.

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The ultimate end goal of this long con was an email. I was going to put a picture of a pussy in our suggestion box every single day until some frustrated administrative employee of the company sent out a company-wide email that said, "Whoever keeps putting pictures of pussies in the suggestion box, PLEASE STOP." I wanted that for two major reasons, but first, hey do you want to see this pussy I made? That. Pussy. Fucks.


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They won't have the memory of that weird day at the office when suddenly everyone was talking about the mystery pussy guy and, like, wondering, "Is he single, he sounds cool," or, "What if the mystery pussy person is a girl, Janet, did you even fucking think of that, it's 2015."
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Cracked.com wrote:Initially, his interest in animals was "primarily a sexual attraction," but as he grew older, he also "developed the emotional attraction." We guess we could call what Jim does ... dog-lovin'
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