4 Fundamental Reasons You're An Asshole

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Re: 4 Fundamental Reasons You're An Asshole

Postby Delta Jim » Tue Sep 01, 2015 6:19 am

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Re: 4 Fundamental Reasons You're An Asshole

Postby Australia » Tue Sep 01, 2015 9:05 am

This title should be adapted to TCSers - 4 Fun Mental Reasons You're An Asshole.

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Re: 4 Fundamental Reasons You're An Asshole

Postby Nullbert » Tue Sep 01, 2015 10:22 am

octoberpumpkin wrote:Threads on this forum get super weird really quickly


*Nullbert looks up from rubbing glue on himself*

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Re: 4 Fundamental Reasons You're An Asshole

Postby LegionofShrooms » Wed Sep 02, 2015 3:33 am

Kevin_Durant wrote:
octoberpumpkin wrote:Threads on this forum get super weird really quickly


Oh, Pumpkin dear, you've been visiting this site for, like, what, almost six months and you still haven't grown accustom to the general community vibe?

Now, I want you to taste-test a new recipe I created. I think you'll find it quite appalling.




UGH.

What. The. Fuck.

Kevin, that... That's just gross man. Seriously not cool. How could you even post something like that???








I mean, was that squid fried in peanut oil? Blech. Everyone knows those two flavors totally don't work together.


On a more serious note, has anyone noticed that underneath all the layers of insanity and intentionally dicking around with his idiot friend character by giving him horrible advice, Buscholz is actually one of the more level headed and introspective writers on Cracked?

I mean, he posted an entire article about how to deal with haters in the past and had the gall to suggest that some of them might not always be wrong, and it could potentially be a good idea to learn from them (I can imagine certain other staff members at Cracked blowing a gasket trying to process such an idea). He had some good-natured ribbing going a while back about pop up adds and how aggravating they were, only to post that annoying new add from Cracked about their weekly news letter (that never seems to go away the first time I click it because the $%#@ing button always seems to move whenever you go to exit out of it). Then there's this one suggesting a bit of introspection because, hey, that person might not be as bad as you think. They might even be a victim of circumstance and maybe YOU'RE the real asshole. DID YOU EVER THINK OF THAT RICK? WELL? DID YOU????

Ahem. Sorry about that.

...

Anyways... Yeah. Buscholz is awesome.
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Re: 4 Fundamental Reasons You're An Asshole

Postby AboveGL » Wed Sep 02, 2015 8:43 am

LegionofShrooms wrote:Anyways... Yeah. Buscholz is awesome.


I agree with this, he's among the few staff members I genuinely like too (alongside Seanbaby and Swaim).

EDIT: and Robert Brockway.
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Re: 4 Fundamental Reasons You're An Asshole

Postby DoglovingJim » Fri Sep 04, 2015 9:21 am

Kevin_Durant wrote:Now, I want you to taste-test a new recipe I created. I think you'll find it quite appalling.



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Cracked.com wrote:Initially, his interest in animals was "primarily a sexual attraction," but as he grew older, he also "developed the emotional attraction." We guess we could call what Jim does ... dog-lovin'
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Re: 4 Fundamental Reasons You're An Asshole

Postby Bromo » Sun Sep 06, 2015 2:29 am

DoglovingJim wrote:
Kevin_Durant wrote:Now, I want you to taste-test a new recipe I created. I think you'll find it quite appalling.



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It looks like Jim is feeling uncomfortable. Maybe a bedtime story will calm him down:




Maybe I'm taking this weirdness thing too far...
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Re: 4 Fundamental Reasons You're An Asshole

Postby Paradox » Thu Sep 10, 2015 11:36 am

I was expecting a honest discussion on the tricks of the human mind, not dual penised religious ursine porn.

If someone ever asks me why post here, I'll link to this thread.
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