4 Fundamental Reasons You're An Asshole

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4 Fundamental Reasons You're An Asshole

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Aug 31, 2015 7:05 pm

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-4-fundamental-reasons-youre-asshole/

A good deal of this is due to that pesky primal mind that's only around because of the whole "evolution occurring over 2000 generations" thing. With the exception of the Bearjews, of course. With us Bearjews, evolution only occurs over three generations. It is also Lamarckian *grows second penis*.
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Re: 4 Fundamental Reasons You're An Asshole

Postby ghijkmnop » Mon Aug 31, 2015 8:11 pm

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Re: 4 Fundamental Reasons You're An Asshole

Postby ShuaiGuy » Mon Aug 31, 2015 8:30 pm

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Re: 4 Fundamental Reasons You're An Asshole

Postby Bromo » Mon Aug 31, 2015 9:27 pm

ShuaiGuy wrote:I have no idea what the fuck Eric is talking about, but is anyone else turned on by 2 penises?


I think he's basically saying humans are phylogenetically inferior to bearjews. And yes, 2 penises are definitely sexy. When they are on separate bodies.
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Re: 4 Fundamental Reasons You're An Asshole

Postby Delta Jim » Mon Aug 31, 2015 10:22 pm

ShuaiGuy wrote:I have no idea what the fuck Eric is talking about, but is anyone else turned on by 2 penises?


... A little.

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Re: 4 Fundamental Reasons You're An Asshole

Postby octoberpumpkin » Mon Aug 31, 2015 10:25 pm

Threads on this forum get super weird really quickly
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Re: 4 Fundamental Reasons You're An Asshole

Postby Bromo » Mon Aug 31, 2015 11:01 pm

octoberpumpkin wrote:Threads on this forum get super weird really quickly


Oh, Pumpkin dear, you've been visiting this site for, like, what, almost six months and you still haven't grown accustom to the general community vibe?

Now, I want you to taste-test a new recipe I created. I think you'll find it quite appalling.

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Then I reached for my face and there were they." --Toy, 2016


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Re: 4 Fundamental Reasons You're An Asshole

Postby Delta Jim » Mon Aug 31, 2015 11:20 pm

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Re: 4 Fundamental Reasons You're An Asshole

Postby Bromo » Mon Aug 31, 2015 11:45 pm

Delta Jim wrote:Befuddled Koala: What the hell did I just watch?


A clip of the cooking anime Shokugeki no Soma: food porn in a literal sense.
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Then I reached for my face and there were they." --Toy, 2016


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Re: 4 Fundamental Reasons You're An Asshole

Postby A Warrior Bunny » Tue Sep 01, 2015 12:05 am

Delta Jim wrote:WhatTheHellDidIJustWatch.jpg


I'm not quite sure either; let's ask an expert. Penis, what do you think this is?

"FUCKIN' HOT!"
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Re: 4 Fundamental Reasons You're An Asshole

Postby Revolving Royal » Tue Sep 01, 2015 12:58 am

That is the best cooking manga ever. That's it, every less pervy story can go home.
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Re: 4 Fundamental Reasons You're An Asshole

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Re: 4 Fundamental Reasons You're An Asshole

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Re: 4 Fundamental Reasons You're An Asshole

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Tue Sep 01, 2015 5:16 am

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Re: 4 Fundamental Reasons You're An Asshole

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