6 Absurdly Pathetic Last-Ditch Protests Against Gay Marriage

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6 Absurdly Pathetic Last-Ditch Protests Against Gay Marriage

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sun Aug 16, 2015 8:28 pm

http://www.cracked.com/blog/6-unintentionally-hilarious-protests-against-gay-marriage/

Because interpretive dance totally allows for coherent messages.
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Re: 6 Absurdly Pathetic Last-Ditch Protests Against Gay Marr

Postby Revolving Royal » Sun Aug 16, 2015 9:27 pm

The link title makes me want to read the article, the new one made me check if I was having a brain anurism. Could tjey have made the new title more comviluted?
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Re: 6 Absurdly Pathetic Last-Ditch Protests Against Gay Marr

Postby Australia » Mon Aug 17, 2015 4:19 pm

It's not every day you see 4 adjectives in the headline alone.
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Re: 6 Absurdly Pathetic Last-Ditch Protests Against Gay Marr

Postby sunglasses » Mon Aug 17, 2015 4:48 pm

I'm still confused by the interpretive dance.
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Postby DamianaRaven » Mon Aug 17, 2015 4:58 pm

Australia wrote:It's not every day you see 4 adjectives in the headline alone.


At least one of those is an adverb. Seriously, though, the one about Jews hiring Mexicans to protest in full Orthodox regalia almost made me piss myself with laughter.
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Re: 6 Absurdly Pathetic Last-Ditch Protests Against Gay Marr

Postby Andropov4 » Mon Aug 17, 2015 5:57 pm

sunglasses wrote:I'm still confused by the interpretive dance.


Is it bad that I think the interpretive dance made sense to me?
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Re: 6 Absurdly Pathetic Last-Ditch Protests Against Gay Marr

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Aug 17, 2015 6:16 pm

Andropov4 wrote:
sunglasses wrote:I'm still confused by the interpretive dance.


Is it bad that I think the interpretive dance made sense to me?

Yes. It means you've been warped mentally by the college atmosphere.
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