Van Halen's Sex Hut: 8 Acts Of Legendary Rockstar Debauchery

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Van Halen's Sex Hut: 8 Acts Of Legendary Rockstar Debauchery

Postby archaeologydalek » Fri Aug 07, 2015 1:23 pm

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Re: Van Halen's Sex Hut: 8 Acts Of Legendary Rockstar Debauc

Postby thatindianguy » Fri Aug 07, 2015 3:49 pm

So on one hand dalek's interaction with the comments section is nice to see.

On the other hand it makes it infinitely harder to get a top comment so he must be destroyed.
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Re: Van Halen's Sex Hut: 8 Acts Of Legendary Rockstar Debauc

Postby Askias » Fri Aug 07, 2015 4:05 pm

I am disturbed and amused at the same time. I need an adult.

Thank you, by the way. I'll never be able to hear rock again and not think 'sex tents, sex tents, sex tents'.
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Re: Van Halen's Sex Hut: 8 Acts Of Legendary Rockstar Debauc

Postby D-LOGAN » Fri Aug 07, 2015 4:26 pm

Article was awesome of course but .... 8 ENTRIES! Hell yeah! That was a cool surprise. I know there are those who prefer shorter articles and whatnot, hippy types mostly no doubt, but me, I want as much bang for my metaphorical buck as possible. Frankly I really enjoyed the old three page article days, what can I say, I like to stretch it out. The more the merrier. And if there are those who are against such things like cause they read stuff like this on their phones or whatnot, I say, DAMN YOUR PHONES, DAMN THEM TO THE FIERY RIVERS OF HELL ITSELF!

And if that makes me some kind of square and not cool enough for the In Crowd, well then so be it!
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Postby Andropov4 » Fri Aug 07, 2015 5:24 pm

D-LOGAN wrote:what can I say, I like to stretch it out.


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Re: Van Halen's Sex Hut: 8 Acts Of Legendary Rockstar Debauc

Postby Revolving Royal » Fri Aug 07, 2015 6:24 pm

Well, you've got me thinking about Rod Stewart's coked asshole and Sammy Hagar's unmentionables. I think you win Hate Week, Dalek
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Re: Van Halen's Sex Hut: 8 Acts Of Legendary Rockstar Debauc

Postby AdricDePsycho » Sat Aug 08, 2015 9:00 pm

Revolving Royal wrote:Well, you've got me thinking about Rod Stewart's coked asshole and Sammy Hagar's unmentionables. I think you win Hate Week, Dalek

He didn't know about Chuck Negron's exploding penis, or Mick Jagger eating a Mars Bar out of Marianne Faithful's cooch...or the Led Zeppelin mud shark incident.

I win Hate Week!
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Postby ShuaiGuy » Sat Aug 08, 2015 10:20 pm

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Re: Van Halen's Sex Hut: 8 Acts Of Legendary Rockstar Debauc

Postby Cordslash » Sun Aug 09, 2015 4:26 pm

This was a great article Dalek. Entertaining, informative, and above all really funny.

Well done! At this point it's gone viral too so yay extra cash!

As for you now interacting with the (Cracked) comment section: nice touch. People like talking to/taking the piss when the authors respond.

And Sunny continuing her "this article is neat" gag is hilarious too.
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Re: Van Halen's Sex Hut: 8 Acts Of Legendary Rockstar Debauc

Postby sunglasses » Sun Aug 09, 2015 5:01 pm

Cordslash wrote:This was a great article Dalek. Entertaining, informative, and above all really funny.

Well done! At this point it's gone viral too so yay extra cash!

As for you now interacting with the (Cracked) comment section: nice touch. People like talking to/taking the piss when the authors respond.

And Sunny continuing her "this article is neat" gag is hilarious too.


Heh

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I just hope dalek doesn't get annoyed by it.

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Re: Van Halen's Sex Hut: 8 Acts Of Legendary Rockstar Debauc

Postby archaeologydalek » Mon Aug 10, 2015 4:12 pm

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Postby ShuaiGuy » Mon Aug 10, 2015 4:17 pm

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