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After Hours - Why Movie Cops Are Terrible At Their Jobs

Postby FieldMarshalFry » Wed Jul 29, 2015 12:42 am

the correct answer is for Dan's murder to be investigated by Justice Department from the Judge Dredd comics and Dredd, THERE IS NO OTHER FILM CONCERNING JUDGE DREDD!
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Re: After Hours - Why Movie Cops Are Terrible At Their Jobs

Postby AdricDePsycho » Wed Jul 29, 2015 1:28 am

But...Hott Fuzz...
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Re: After Hours - Why Movie Cops Are Terrible At Their Jobs

Postby FieldMarshalFry » Wed Jul 29, 2015 1:30 am

three words: "The Greater Good"
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Re: After Hours - Why Movie Cops Are Terrible At Their Jobs

Postby EstebanColberto » Wed Jul 29, 2015 4:52 am

If I'm going to choose a fictional detective to investigate my murder, then of course it would be Frank Drebin.

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Re: After Hours - Why Movie Cops Are Terrible At Their Jobs

Postby AdricDePsycho » Wed Jul 29, 2015 5:25 am

*wipes off Gorbachev's birthmark*
I knew it!
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Re: After Hours - Why Movie Cops Are Terrible At Their Jobs

Postby Jack Road » Wed Jul 29, 2015 9:09 am

They wisely stuck with movies, since television is full of great cops.
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Re: After Hours - Why Movie Cops Are Terrible At Their Jobs

Postby PSTN » Wed Jul 29, 2015 6:15 pm

I'd like Carl Winslow to investigate my death. It'd be all but certain that it'd be solved within the 22 runtime of an episode (or at most it'd be a trans-season two-parter), and there'd most likely be some wacky hijinx and a heartwarming lesson about the importance of, like, family or tolerance or snap bracelets or something along the way.

Unless it's a Very Special Episode, in which case it'll be either Eddie or Steve learning about the dangers of drugs.
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Re: After Hours - Why Movie Cops Are Terrible At Their Jobs

Postby EstebanColberto » Thu Jul 30, 2015 4:00 am

I just realized that I didn't actually supply a video that showed Frank Drebin's detective work in action. I just showed him fighting for America. Not just any America. Reagan's America. The only real America. Winners don't use drugs. Just Say No. It Don't Matter if You're Black Or White. By All Your Powers Combined, I Am Captain Planet. We Are The World.For all you naysayers, maybe this will change your mind.

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Re: After Hours - Why Movie Cops Are Terrible At Their Jobs

Postby FieldMarshalFry » Thu Jul 30, 2015 4:21 am

I see your Regan's America and raise you Atlee's Britain
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Re: After Hours - Why Movie Cops Are Terrible At Their Jobs

Postby EstebanColberto » Thu Jul 30, 2015 4:26 am

FieldMarshalFry wrote:I see your Regan's America and raise you Atlee's Britain


I don't know what Atlee's Britain signifies, I don't know what it means. I don't know propper graamer. All I knows is we is dat empire nowzez. Bettter getz uzed 2 itz muthafuckas! Hopenz u L1K3s me doinz' whatevaz
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Re: After Hours - Why Movie Cops Are Terrible At Their Jobs

Postby AdricDePsycho » Thu Jul 30, 2015 4:28 am

Reagan's America was just a gold painted Thatcher's Britain.

We need some of Johnson's America. It was shit, but it gave us hippies, Hendrix, and hallucinogens.
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Re: After Hours - Why Movie Cops Are Terrible At Their Jobs

Postby EstebanColberto » Thu Jul 30, 2015 4:34 am

Adric, You're ruining it. We're supposed to drive Fry towards a life of drinking. Oh fuck. I forgot Britain has all those CCTV cameras. Hiya CCTV. There's certainly no plot by Americans to drive certain patriotic Brits to suicide or anything. Ok. They just recorded me saying that didn't they. Damage control. Hey Fry. Remember when you could delete bad things said about friends on the internet? I know I do.
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Re: After Hours - Why Movie Cops Are Terrible At Their Jobs

Postby FieldMarshalFry » Thu Jul 30, 2015 4:55 am

hate week hasn't started yet Esteban, and for your knowledge I am already an alcoholic and only London is full of CCTV, I mean have you seen the place? the streets are so complex you NEED a lot of CCTV just so you can see to the end of the road! And nothing leaves the Internet, EVER!
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Re: After Hours - Why Movie Cops Are Terrible At Their Jobs

Postby PSTN » Thu Jul 30, 2015 5:08 am

EstebanColberto wrote:I just realized that I didn't actually supply a video that showed Frank Drebin's detective work in action. I just showed him fighting for America. Not just any America. Reagan's America. The only real America. Winners don't use drugs. Just Say No. It Don't Matter if You're Black Or White. By All Your Powers Combined, I Am Captain Planet. We Are The World.For all you naysayers, maybe this will change your mind.

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Truly, Leslie Nielsen is the greatest American.
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Re: After Hours - Why Movie Cops Are Terrible At Their Jobs

Postby AdricDePsycho » Thu Jul 30, 2015 5:29 am

He's already a cokehead, Esteban. I'll just throw this hot cup of American tea on him.

*throws hot cup of American tea on Fry*

That's for not joining us in IRC, Limey!
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