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7 Real Horrible School Assignments

Postby DamianaRaven » Fri Jul 24, 2015 5:32 pm

Number six is a SHOCKER.

Rule of thumb: you know you're out of line when you've made a seasoned old whore like myself literally sputter when trying to vocalize what you've done. Shaaaaaame!
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Re: 7 Real Horrible School Assignments

Postby Andropov4 » Fri Jul 24, 2015 5:34 pm

I just want to know what compelled a math teacher to send his students off looking for mommy and daddy's play things.
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Re: 7 Real Horrible School Assignments

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Fri Jul 24, 2015 5:40 pm

Apparently it was a "joke that got taken seriously".
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Re: 7 Real Horrible School Assignments

Postby DamianaRaven » Fri Jul 24, 2015 5:40 pm

I want to know why "suspension" and not "fired by catapult" was thought to be the appropriate response to this sick "joke."
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Re: 7 Real Horrible School Assignments

Postby sunglasses » Fri Jul 24, 2015 5:56 pm

Ok, for the medicine cabinent one I could maybe understand (since it was for a health class) if the teacher was like, "What drugs do you have in your medicine cabinent that you didn't realize were drugs?" meaning, of course, over the counter medications like tylenol or athelete's foot cream. Or "How well do you parents read labels?" and having you mark down how many expired medications you found (sans names).

Then again that still could end disasteriously as it did when I stood up in class in 1st grade and announced to everyone that my mom did drugs every day (they had just told us caffeine was a drug).
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Re: 7 Real Horrible School Assignments

Postby AdricDePsycho » Fri Jul 24, 2015 6:35 pm

What the fuck was up with #1?
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Re: 7 Real Horrible School Assignments

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Fri Jul 24, 2015 6:44 pm

AdricDePsycho wrote:What the fuck was up with #1?

Masturbation aids?
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Re: 7 Real Horrible School Assignments

Postby sunglasses » Fri Jul 24, 2015 6:53 pm

I'm going to assume that the teacher was either a.) high, b.) snapped, c.) drunk, d.) hadn't slept, e.) all of the above when she decided on #1.
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Re: 7 Real Horrible School Assignments

Postby AdricDePsycho » Fri Jul 24, 2015 7:06 pm

Definitely choice E, Sunny.
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Re: 7 Real Horrible School Assignments

Postby PSTN » Fri Jul 24, 2015 7:10 pm

You know, I wasn't all that concerned at the time, but now that I think about it, it is a little weird that my teacher told us to write an essay about how the Jews were responsible for the destruction of the WTC.

Especially since Mr. Goldstein gave us this assignment in 1998.
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Re: 7 Real Horrible School Assignments

Postby AdricDePsycho » Fri Jul 24, 2015 7:11 pm

CONSPIRACY!!!
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Re: 7 Real Horrible School Assignments

Postby ShuaiGuy » Sat Jul 25, 2015 12:24 am

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Re: 7 Real Horrible School Assignments

Postby Andropov4 » Sat Jul 25, 2015 12:28 am

ShuaiGuy wrote:*furiously scribbles notes for future assignment ideas*


*Shuai next semester*

"Alright, class. Today, you're gonna piss on my face. You'll be graded on stream, colour, aim, quantity of urine, and tang."
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Re: 7 Real Horrible School Assignments

Postby DamianaRaven » Sat Jul 25, 2015 2:33 am

It is an anomalous affectation, the way he types with a British accent and speaks in a rather flavourless American dialect. Avi does the same thing - it's perfectly acceptable to mock them about it, I think. ;)
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