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5 Ways Life Is Different When You Want To F*#k Animals

Postby DoglovingJim » Sat Jul 04, 2015 1:13 pm

http://www.cracked.com/personal-experie ... imals.html

Initially, his interest in animals was "primarily a sexual attraction," but as he grew older, he also "developed the emotional attraction." We guess we could call what Jim does ... dog-lovin'


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Re: 5 Ways Life Is Different When You Want To F*#k Animals

Postby Askias » Sat Jul 04, 2015 1:48 pm

About a week ago, due to a TCS threat, I googled the lethality doses for Helium, Nitrogen and Carbonmonoxide. I also googled where to buy Helium and Nitrogen.

I was not as concerned about what watch list I'd ended up on as I am now.
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Re: 5 Ways Life Is Different When You Want To F*#k Animals

Postby thatindianguy » Sat Jul 04, 2015 1:56 pm

Okay serious question. Jim are you the guy from the article?
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Re: 5 Ways Life Is Different When You Want To F*#k Animals

Postby thatindianguy » Sat Jul 04, 2015 2:34 pm

Y'know the lack of a reply here is kind of disturbing.....
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Re: 5 Ways Life Is Different When You Want To F*#k Animals

Postby iMURDAu » Sat Jul 04, 2015 2:53 pm

If I didn't know what cracked was I'd be absolutely terrified to open this thread. But I still would have out of curiosity.
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Re: 5 Ways Life Is Different When You Want To F*#k Animals

Postby mancityfooty » Sat Jul 04, 2015 2:54 pm

How long do you think they'll leave the comments up on this one?

Also, now I really feel that my fireworks rant is a little petty. Especially since we leave our dogs in the backyard most days and I found out there is a thing called "fence hopping".
I mean, do you know how hard it is to hide a body?
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Re: 5 Ways Life Is Different When You Want To F*#k Animals

Postby DoglovingJim » Sat Jul 04, 2015 3:02 pm

mancityfooty wrote:How long do you think they'll leave the comments up on this one?

Also, now I really feel that my fireworks rant is a little petty. Especially since we leave our dogs in the backyard most days and I found out there is a thing called "fence hopping".
I mean, do you know how hard it is to hide a body?


You own dogs though?

Why would you need to "hide the body"???

-Strip the bloke naked
-Burn any clothes
-Cut the body in around 4-5 rough pieces (such as all the limbs) with a cleaver
-Scoop up the dog shit made in the past couple of weeks after they finished consuming him/her
-Throw it all (includes burnt clothing) in a rubbish-bin in the second nearest park.
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Re: 5 Ways Life Is Different When You Want To F*#k Animals

Postby mancityfooty » Sat Jul 04, 2015 3:09 pm

I won't say I "own" them, more like bad roommates who sh*t everywhere and I have to clean it up.
And considering how Middie got after we gave her ham, no, I don't think human flesh would be a good idea.
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Postby Tesseracts » Sat Jul 04, 2015 3:18 pm

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Re: 5 Ways Life Is Different When You Want To F*#k Animals

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sat Jul 04, 2015 3:26 pm

First the mauling article and now this? Something sinister is going on......
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Re: 5 Ways Life Is Different When You Want To F*#k Animals

Postby Paradox » Sat Jul 04, 2015 4:51 pm

"We use animals for a number of uses with little to no regard for if the animal would want that or not."

This is a point...I can't really argue against. Seriously.

No one asks if the horse wants to be ridden on (not THAT way, you filthy pervert), or if the seeing-eye dog wants to guide blind people.

I don't even know what to say. Yeah, I still think it's disgusting.
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Re: 5 Ways Life Is Different When You Want To F*#k Animals

Postby ToixStory » Sat Jul 04, 2015 5:01 pm

Paradox wrote:"We use animals for a number of uses with little to no regard for if the animal would want that or not."

This is a point...I can't really argue against. Seriously.

No one asks if the horse wants to be ridden on (not THAT way, you filthy pervert), or if the seeing-eye dog wants to guide blind people.

I don't even know what to say. Yeah, I still think it's disgusting.

I think they have a point, yeah, that we use animals for things without their permission all the time, but unlike them I don't think that makes bestiality right. If anything, it makes it more wrong, as the other stuff is already wrong and we should probably scale back on using animals for ANYTHING without their consent.
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Re: 5 Ways Life Is Different When You Want To F*#k Animals

Postby Paradox » Sat Jul 04, 2015 5:08 pm

On the other hand, the thing the guy said about how he "feels his dog wants it, because of the way he barks or acts" isn't any different from what the pedophiles on the other article said to justify doing kids. He isn't trying to make a point, he's looking for a justification.


Though, I feel a bit bad for the guy who feels sexyally attracted to animals, but doesn't act on it. Having a fetish on something you consider wrong must be suffocating.
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Re: 5 Ways Life Is Different When You Want To F*#k Animals

Postby Aquila89 » Sat Jul 04, 2015 5:16 pm

Paradox wrote:"We use animals for a number of uses with little to no regard for if the animal would want that or not."

This is a point...I can't really argue against. Seriously.


Yeah. If you're okay with killing dogs for food (most people here are, as the recent discussion abut it has shown) - can you really object to having sex with them? Killing them is clearly worse.

You might describe it as rape, but do unwanted sexual advances carry the same emotional weight for animals? I don't know. A male dog will hump anything. A cow lets a vet stick his arm into her vagina (without knowing that the vet does that to help her).

Nevertheless, I'm against having sex with animals. But I'm also against eating them.
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Re: 5 Ways Life Is Different When You Want To F*#k Animals

Postby Paradox » Sat Jul 04, 2015 5:40 pm

Rape seems to elicit a much more emotional response than things that are objectively worse than it. Say a developer "raped" your favorite game franchise and watch the uprising, but you can say that a developer "killed" your favorite franchise and no one will give a flying fuck.

But, I guess, that's because society has just awaken to the horrors that rape causes. It has been in denial for so long, that when it comes to its senses, it can't stand anything related to it. Much like finding your significant other is a jerk after lying to yourself about that for years.

It's not a bad thing, then.
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