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6 Conspiracy Theories So Damn Stupid They're Works of Art

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sun Jun 07, 2015 7:21 pm

http://www.cracked.com/article_22012_6-conspiracy-theories-so-damn-stupid-theyre-works-art.html
Is it just me, or would these conspiracy theories be non-existent if people just admitted they were assholes?
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Re: 6 Conspiracy Theories So Damn Stupid They're Works of Ar

Postby Paradox » Sun Jun 07, 2015 9:00 pm

I could probably take this website down by overloading the server just listing the amount of things that wouldn't exist if people weren't assholes.
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Re: 6 Conspiracy Theories So Damn Stupid They're Works of Ar

Postby DoglovingJim » Mon Jun 08, 2015 4:57 am

#5. "Michelle Obama Has A Penis!"


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I KNEW IT!


I BLOODY KNEW IT!!!
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Re: 6 Conspiracy Theories So Damn Stupid They're Works of Ar

Postby AdricDePsycho » Tue Jun 09, 2015 9:28 pm

I would say that I lost faith in humanity after reading this, but that would mean I had any faith to begin with.
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