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5 Crazy But Intriguing Celebrity Conspiracy Theories

Postby AdricDePsycho » Mon Jun 01, 2015 4:47 pm

http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-crazy-but ... -theories/

God fucking damn it, conspiracy theorists.
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Re: 5 Crazy But Intriguing Celebrity Conspiracy Theories

Postby Popinki » Mon Jun 01, 2015 5:07 pm

Psst, everyone. Bad news. Adric didn't start this thread. It was really the secret clone baby of Alexander the Great (he didn't really die, he's immortal and gave up the whole conquering bit to live peacefully as a sandal-maker in Antioch) and Martin Luther King Jr. I heard from a guy that the Internet Illuminati are planting them everywhere to give us a false sense of security until Al Gore turns on his hypno-beam to turn us into his personal brainwashed zombie horde. And he's gonna use his powers to make us march on the local McDonaldses and make us steal all the Happy Meal toys, you guys!!! :foilhat:
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Re: 5 Crazy But Intriguing Celebrity Conspiracy Theories

Postby AdricDePsycho » Mon Jun 01, 2015 5:18 pm

Again I will say it:

God fucking damn it, Conspiracy Theorists.
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Re: 5 Crazy But Intriguing Celebrity Conspiracy Theories

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Jun 01, 2015 5:21 pm

The Miley Cyrus one is literally the most desperate, pathetic, and lifeless conspiracy theory in the history of ever. Are basement dwellers really that distraught over their pwecious widdle Miley *gasp* actually growing up, and, god forbid,...twerking?
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Re: 5 Crazy But Intriguing Celebrity Conspiracy Theories

Postby Arkyle » Mon Jun 01, 2015 5:28 pm

I love the Immortal Time Travellers idea, but really don't get the Jennifer Aniston one. Like at all. Maybe my brain just can't handle that much crazy.
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Re: 5 Crazy But Intriguing Celebrity Conspiracy Theories

Postby AdricDePsycho » Mon Jun 01, 2015 5:29 pm

Eric, people gave her grief for hitting a bong and gaining weight, they'll give her grief for anything. Frankly, I don't even see why she's gotten so much hate. Her on stage personality is, from what I understand, an alter ego. David Bowie and Alice Cooper did the same thing. Arthur Brown and Screaming Jay Hawkins invented it. They purposefully attract shocked audiences and court controversy.

I still fucking hate Hannah Montana, though.
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