5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby AdricDePsycho » Thu May 07, 2015 12:14 am

Ericthebearjew wrote:Say what you want about TLC's penchance for "look at these pathetic people you laugh at to feel better about yourself" programming, at least they canceled Honey Boo Boo after it was revealed that they didn't see anything wrong with child molestation. (The mom apparently got back together with her ex, who was just recently released from prison, which he was in for molesting the older daughter (the one with the three-thumbed incest baby).

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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Thu May 07, 2015 12:16 am

AdricDePsycho wrote:
Ericthebearjew wrote:Say what you want about TLC's penchance for "look at these pathetic people you laugh at to feel better about yourself" programming, at least they canceled Honey Boo Boo after it was revealed that they didn't see anything wrong with child molestation. (The mom apparently got back together with her ex, who was just recently released from prison, which he was in for molesting the older daughter (the one with the three-thumbed incest baby).

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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Thu May 07, 2015 12:18 am

Knock it off, Adric, there's a love.
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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby AdricDePsycho » Thu May 07, 2015 12:33 am

Okay, I'll stop. Anyways, TLC was educational? I knew "Waterfalls" must have been about hydroelectric power!
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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby AdricDePsycho » Thu May 07, 2015 12:37 am

But in all seriousness, I miss the old TLC channel. I watched Magic School Bus on it way back when, and I learned a lot from it (for one, Ms. Frizzle was clearly a Time Lord). But now? I didn't even remember I HAD TLC when I moved to Marianna, I thought it was some random trash network like E...oh how the mighty have fallen.
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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby DamianaRaven » Thu May 07, 2015 12:43 am

I was quite surprised to learn about the chickens. I'm actually a little dubious that humanity would have fought roosters for centuries without figuring out that the hens and their eggs are extremely edible. Perhaps it's because I've eaten thousands of varieties of cooked chicken in my life, but I fail to see how one can look at such a bird and not think, "that's prolly good eatin'."
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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby AdricDePsycho » Thu May 07, 2015 12:49 am

The chainsaw reminded me of a fanfic called 30 H's
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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby Gendry » Thu May 07, 2015 5:26 am

AdricDePsycho wrote:The chainsaw reminded me of a fanfic called 30 H's


Looks 30 H's up, finds this

Nopes right the fuck out of there
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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby SilverMaple » Thu May 07, 2015 6:51 am

Gendry wrote:
Looks 30 H's up, finds this

Nopes right the fuck out of there


You're missing out, you know. I've seen this video about 5 times now and it still makes me dry-heave with laughter.



Harry, you must rock the fuck out.
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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby DamianaRaven » Thu May 07, 2015 7:15 am

Because fuck it, that's why:

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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby AdricDePsycho » Thu May 07, 2015 2:02 pm

It's better than My Immortal.
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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby Bromo » Thu May 07, 2015 2:06 pm

SilverMaple wrote:
Gendry wrote:
Looks 30 H's up, finds this

Nopes right the fuck out of there


You're missing out, you know. I've seen this video about 5 times now and it still makes me dry-heave with laughter.



Harry, you must rock the fuck out.


I would like to see a Goofy-reading of that fan-fic, like what happened with Fifty Shades of Grey.

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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby AdricDePsycho » Thu May 07, 2015 7:05 pm

Kevin_Durant wrote:
SilverMaple wrote:
Gendry wrote:
Looks 30 H's up, finds this

Nopes right the fuck out of there


You're missing out, you know. I've seen this video about 5 times now and it still makes me dry-heave with laughter.



Harry, you must rock the fuck out.


I would like to see a Goofy-reading of that fan-fic, like what happened with Fifty Shades of Grey.


YES!!! YESYESYES!!! SOMEBODY DO THIS NOW!!!
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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby CarrieVS » Mon May 11, 2015 10:27 am

DamianaRaven wrote:*My vagina has crawled up into my uterus and will not come down until the word "chainsaw" is stricken from memory.


How about "woodchipper"?
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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby Dr. Ambiguous » Mon May 11, 2015 11:47 am

Once in awhile I forget that the rest of the site isn't as thrilled as I am to learn about horrific things pertaining to genitals. I for one find the prototype to today's chainsaw utterly hilarious in purpose. You'd think that for all the times we've talked about chainsaw penises here that you'd all at least be desensitized to it by now. I think that Carrie understands me at least. Chainsaws and woodchippers are... a wonderful thing...
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