5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

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5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed May 06, 2015 5:36 pm

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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby DamianaRaven » Wed May 06, 2015 6:30 pm

*laughs a little* Fuck you, Eric! My vagina has crawled up into my uterus and will not come down until the word "chainsaw" is stricken from memory.
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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby AdricDePsycho » Wed May 06, 2015 7:30 pm

DamianaRaven wrote:*laughs a little* Fuck you, Eric! My vagina has crawled up into my uterus and will not come down until the word "chainsaw" is stricken from memory.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Wed May 06, 2015 7:49 pm

Guys, I'm...I'm starting to think we might have broken Adric.
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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby NathanLoiselle » Wed May 06, 2015 8:01 pm

All that for a TLC joke. Such shame, such shame.
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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Wed May 06, 2015 8:30 pm

OrangeEyebrows wrote:Guys, I'm...I'm starting to think we might have broken Adric.

Don't worry, a little "tough love" will snap him out of it.

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Wait, wrong Adric. Sorry.

About the chainsaw thing: OUCH! Just, all the "ouches."
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James Bond: "Red wine with fish. Well, that should have told me something."
Red Grant: "You may know the right wines, but you're the one on your knees. How does it feel, old man?"
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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby AdricDePsycho » Wed May 06, 2015 8:59 pm

Edgar Cabrera wrote:
OrangeEyebrows wrote:Guys, I'm...I'm starting to think we might have broken Adric.

Don't worry, a little "tough love" will snap him out of it.

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Wait, wrong Adric. Sorry.

About the chainsaw thing: OUCH! Just, all the "ouches."

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Wed May 06, 2015 9:04 pm

Yup. This one is broken. Does anyone know if we kept the receipt?
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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby AdricDePsycho » Wed May 06, 2015 9:09 pm

*AdricDePsycho stops screaming. He looks around in a daze, as if he hears something. Something terrible. He grabs his lucky slasher knife, and smiles. He smiles in an almost unpleasant way...a terrifying way. He puts his lips close to OrangeEyebrow's ear, and whispers*
The Dark One is back...and he's coming for all of you. Hahahahahaha, ahahahahahaha, AHAHAHAHAHAHA, HAHAHAHAHAHA, MWUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Wed May 06, 2015 9:10 pm

Um. Uh...aviel? Should we try switching it off and switching it back on again?
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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby DamianaRaven » Wed May 06, 2015 9:16 pm

*flicks holy water at her monitor* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby AdricDePsycho » Wed May 06, 2015 9:41 pm

FOOLISH MORTAL WHORE, DO YOU THINK MERE WATER CAN STOP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?
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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby AdricDePsycho » Wed May 06, 2015 9:42 pm

I AM DEATH





I AM DECAY







I AM DESTRUCTION






I








AM









DISCORD.
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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Wed May 06, 2015 9:42 pm

Okay, fast-forward on the exorcism and back to reality. Let's all just be glad Adric has stopped screaming.
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Re: 5 Modern Things Created For Totally Different Purposes

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Wed May 06, 2015 9:52 pm

I thought that being possessed by Satan was thatindianguy's schtick.
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