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Re: More Marvel HateBait

Postby NathanLoiselle » Thu May 07, 2015 3:30 am

AdricDePsycho wrote:He's not a Nazi, he's Russian (German in the comics), and a hypnotist. He's unique because he doesn't fight with fists (he's easily taken down by one punch), but he can make a man kill himself just by speaking to the guy and moving his hands a certain way. He uses his body language as a weapon.


He's the mentalist!
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Re: More Marvel HateBait

Postby iMURDAu » Thu May 07, 2015 1:11 pm

FaceTheCitizen wrote:Within the Marvel Cinematic Universe, the same one where Agent Carter takes places, we have a guy in the military who uses arrows instead of bullets and lands every shot and Scarlett Johansson fighting techno-organic aliens. I think Peggy Carter taking down gangs of nooks isn't too unbelievable.


I don't see how anyone, male or female, could take down a gang of these..

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Also Tony Stark built an arc reactor out of scraps in a cave.
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Re: More Marvel HateBait

Postby AdricDePsycho » Thu May 07, 2015 2:49 pm

And Ivan Vanko built a Whiplash suit with a bird.
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Re: More Marvel HateBait

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Thu May 07, 2015 3:35 pm

Correction: A "burd."
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Re: More Marvel HateBait

Postby AdricDePsycho » Thu May 07, 2015 4:41 pm

I was going to spell it that way, but autocorrect (I'm posting most of these posts on my phone).
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Re: More Marvel HateBait

Postby sunglasses » Thu May 07, 2015 4:54 pm

AdricDePsycho wrote:And Ivan Vanko built a Whiplash suit with a bird.


Cockatoo.

heh, cock.
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Re: More Marvel HateBait

Postby AdricDePsycho » Thu May 07, 2015 9:11 pm

sunglasses wrote:
AdricDePsycho wrote:And Ivan Vanko built a Whiplash suit with a bird.


Cockatoo.

heh, cock.

Hehe, you said cock.
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Re: More Marvel HateBait

Postby SilverMaple » Thu May 07, 2015 9:48 pm

AdricDePsycho wrote:Hehe, you said cock.


Great tits or GTFO.

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Re: More Marvel HateBait

Postby AdricDePsycho » Fri May 08, 2015 2:21 am

SilverMaple wrote:
AdricDePsycho wrote:Hehe, you said cock.


Great tits or GTFO.

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Hehe, you said tits.
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Re: More Marvel HateBait

Postby iMURDAu » Fri May 08, 2015 3:39 am

I think its time we see that pussy and ass. Don't you?

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Re: More Marvel HateBait

Postby AdricDePsycho » Fri May 08, 2015 2:13 pm

iMURDAu wrote:I think its time we see that pussy and ass. Don't you?

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Hehe, you said pussy AND ass.
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Re: More Marvel HateBait

Postby sunglasses » Fri May 08, 2015 2:21 pm

That's some great P & A, imurdau. But still not as great as this dick:

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Re: More Marvel HateBait

Postby AdricDePsycho » Fri May 08, 2015 5:01 pm

sunglasses wrote:That's some great P & A, imurdau. But still not as great as this dick:

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He he, you said dick.
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