Eric... You Got Some 'Splainin To Do

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Eric... You Got Some 'Splainin To Do

Postby LegionofShrooms » Wed Apr 22, 2015 1:27 pm

http://www.cracked.com/personal-experie ... bears.html

Why didn't you tell us you were going to be in a Cracked article?
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Re: Eric... You Got Some 'Splainin To Do

Postby FieldMarshalFry » Wed Apr 22, 2015 1:40 pm

bastard... I was about to post that...
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Re: Eric... You Got Some 'Splainin To Do

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed Apr 22, 2015 2:00 pm

ehehehehe (^-^)>
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Re: Eric... You Got Some 'Splainin To Do

Postby blehblah » Wed Apr 22, 2015 2:00 pm

I think Doglovingjim is on to something...

*throws cats at Eric*
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Re: Eric... You Got Some 'Splainin To Do

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Wed Apr 22, 2015 2:03 pm

Eric, you got some 's--

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Damn you Shrooms, just... dammit.
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Re: Eric... You Got Some 'Splainin To Do

Postby AdricDePsycho » Wed Apr 22, 2015 2:04 pm

Eric...why, dude? Just...why? That's not cool, dude. Stop the mauling, now. We wouldn't want you to go through your second circumcision, now would we?
*pulls out tiny guillotine*
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Re: Eric... You Got Some 'Splainin To Do

Postby FieldMarshalFry » Wed Apr 22, 2015 2:17 pm

*loads Lee-Enfield* Eeeeerrrrriiiiiiccccc, we're got a little surprise out here for you.....
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Re: Eric... You Got Some 'Splainin To Do

Postby thatindianguy » Wed Apr 22, 2015 2:25 pm

Alternate titles for this thread: 'If Gladstone wrote this we'd reach maximum serendipity levels.'

'Awkward times for Eric.'
I wasn't kidding when I said I had too many jokes to make.

But seriously am I the only one who noticed that this couldn't be Eric? One of them was a Black Bear and the other was a girl.
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Re: Eric... You Got Some 'Splainin To Do

Postby thatindianguy » Wed Apr 22, 2015 2:44 pm

Also today we learned that of all of us Jimmy is the safest from Eric's maulathons.
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Re: Eric... You Got Some 'Splainin To Do

Postby FieldMarshalFry » Wed Apr 22, 2015 2:49 pm

thatindianguy wrote:Alternate titles for this thread: 'If Gladstone wrote this we'd reach maximum serendipity levels.'

'Awkward times for Eric.'
I wasn't kidding when I said I had too many jokes to make.

But seriously am I the only one who noticed that this couldn't be Eric? One of them was a Black Bear and the other was a girl.

he dyed his fur to pretend he was a different bear! sneaky bastard... I knew that Bear Cavalry program in Canada would backfire....


ummm.... I mean what Bear Cavalry program?
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Re: Eric... You Got Some 'Splainin To Do

Postby LegionofShrooms » Wed Apr 22, 2015 3:11 pm

FieldMarshalFry wrote:
thatindianguy wrote:Alternate titles for this thread: 'If Gladstone wrote this we'd reach maximum serendipity levels.'

'Awkward times for Eric.'
I wasn't kidding when I said I had too many jokes to make.

But seriously am I the only one who noticed that this couldn't be Eric? One of them was a Black Bear and the other was a girl.

he dyed his fur to pretend he was a different bear! sneaky bastard... I knew that Bear Cavalry program in Canada would backfire....


ummm.... I mean what Bear Cavalry program?


... I'm just gonna leave these here...

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Re: Eric... You Got Some 'Splainin To Do

Postby thatindianguy » Wed Apr 22, 2015 3:12 pm

The one you came up with to counter our monkey cyborg one?

I mean what digital simian brain?
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Re: Eric... You Got Some 'Splainin To Do

Postby blehblah » Wed Apr 22, 2015 4:08 pm

Meanwhile, Australia's army is sending researchers into the field to look at arming Australian wildlife. They'll be the envy of armed wildlife everywhere, just as soon as a researcher gets back, or sends an email, or calls, or sends-up smoke signals, or, ya know, their remains are found by the next researcher sent-in 'cause maybe they scratched some terror notes in the sand, or something.

On an unrelated note, I see there are myriad postings for Australian wildlife army researcher positions. Yay job growth, Australia!
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Re: Eric... You Got Some 'Splainin To Do

Postby thatindianguy » Wed Apr 22, 2015 4:18 pm

Job growth by way of population decline.
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Re: Eric... You Got Some 'Splainin To Do

Postby AdricDePsycho » Wed Apr 22, 2015 4:46 pm

FieldMarshalFry wrote:*loads Lee-Enfield* Eeeeerrrrriiiiiiccccc, we're got a little surprise out here for you.....

He's my quarry, you tea swilling limey.
*grabs AK-47*
And I will gladly kill you in order to get my quarry. Now get out of my way, Brit.
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