The "Clone/Lookalikes" Photoplasty

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The "Clone/Lookalikes" Photoplasty

Postby gisambards » Mon Apr 13, 2015 8:13 pm

It's official: this is the worst thing on Cracked. Like, ever. This blows McKinney McKinneying it up out of the water. This utterly defeats ATB's hopefully passed "everything you like is shit" phase. No matter which articles you've taken grievances in the past, this will take your top spot as Worst One Ever.
25 people contributed to this. Several people okayed this.
Look upon it, ye mighty, and despair:
http://www.cracked.com/photoplasty_1424 ... r-noticed/
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Re: The "Clone/Lookalikes" Photoplasty

Postby EstebanColberto » Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:00 pm

Javier Bardem is a Mexican actor? Cracked needs to learn to Wikipedia.
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Re: The "Clone/Lookalikes" Photoplasty

Postby thatindianguy » Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:12 pm

You know I'm basically a doplleganger of Bollywood superstar Shah Rukh Khan.

I mean we're both north Indians with longish hair.

That's enough right?
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Re: The "Clone/Lookalikes" Photoplasty

Postby krankittoeleven » Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:17 pm

thatindianguy wrote:You know I'm basically a doplleganger of Bollywood superstar Shah Rukh Khan.

I mean we're both north Indians with longish hair.

That's enough right?


According to cracked, that's all you need.
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Re: The "Clone/Lookalikes" Photoplasty

Postby Matt the Czar » Mon Apr 13, 2015 10:57 pm

thatindianguy wrote:You know I'm basically a doplleganger of Bollywood superstar Shah Rukh Khan.

I mean we're both north Indians with longish hair.

That's enough right?


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Re: The "Clone/Lookalikes" Photoplasty

Postby iMURDAu » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:02 pm

My current avatar's clone/lookalike:

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Re: The "Clone/Lookalikes" Photoplasty

Postby thatindianguy » Mon Apr 13, 2015 11:05 pm

I was wondering how long before someone made a KHAAAN! joke.
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Re: The "Clone/Lookalikes" Photoplasty

Postby NathanLoiselle » Tue Apr 14, 2015 2:52 am

You mean that this photoplasty is even more worse than John Cheese's "Let Me Tell You About My Alcoholism"?
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Re: The "Clone/Lookalikes" Photoplasty

Postby DjiboutiDan » Tue Apr 14, 2015 3:35 am

No, it's not possible for anything on Cracked to ever top the self-congratulatory, praise-seeking, half-hearted apology that is the "I was a mean girl" article...
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-life-lessons-from-former-mean-girl/
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Re: The "Clone/Lookalikes" Photoplasty

Postby Ceiling_Squid » Tue Apr 14, 2015 5:47 am

DjiboutiDan wrote:No, it's not possible for anything on Cracked to ever top the self-congratulatory, praise-seeking, half-hearted apology that is the "I was a mean girl" article...
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-life-lessons-from-former-mean-girl/


Ohhhhh boy.

What are you doing, dredging that one up? :roll: I felt that one right in the "sympathy" part of my brain, as a few cells devoted to that function withered and died forever. It was that article that reminded me that terrible people don't always completely grow out of being terrible. They just learn to make excuses.

That, and it was one of the most blatant apolobrags I've ever seen. I should use it as a textbook example of narcissism.
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Re: The "Clone/Lookalikes" Photoplasty

Postby Jeckel » Tue Apr 14, 2015 6:58 am

I guess my opinion of photoplasties is lower than even I knew, as I thought this plasty was about the same unfunny level as the vast majority of them.
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Re: The "Clone/Lookalikes" Photoplasty

Postby Taluun » Tue Apr 14, 2015 7:35 am

thatindianguy wrote:You know I'm basically a doplleganger of Bollywood superstar Shah Rukh Khan.

I mean we're both north Indians with longish hair.

That's enough right?


Today I learned why one of the hunters in my World of Warcraft guild who is Indian is named Shahrukh and wants the title of "Khan"...
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Re: The "Clone/Lookalikes" Photoplasty

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:22 pm

Ceiling_Squid wrote:
DjiboutiDan wrote:No, it's not possible for anything on Cracked to ever top the self-congratulatory, praise-seeking, half-hearted apology that is the "I was a mean girl" article...
http://www.cracked.com/blog/5-life-lessons-from-former-mean-girl/

Ohhhhh boy.

What are you doing, dredging that one up? I felt that one right in the "sympathy" part of my brain, as a few cells devoted to that function withered and died forever. It was that article that reminded me that terrible people don't always completely grow out of being terrible. They just learn to make excuses.

That, and it was one of the most blatant apolobrags I've ever seen. I should use it as a textbook example of narcissism.

Yeah, I remember that one.

About the 'plasty itself, I must admit that I thought that #1 (Alec Baldwin–Millard Fillmore) was a good one, but the rest... hmmm...
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Re: The "Clone/Lookalikes" Photoplasty

Postby Aquila89 » Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:38 pm

I totally look like Grace Kelly, (the lady in my avatar); she was white and so am I, she was blonde and so was I when I was a kid though my hair darkened since then, she had eyes and so do I, though hers were blue and mine are brown and she was a female and I'm a male but that's a minor detail.
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Re: The "Clone/Lookalikes" Photoplasty

Postby FieldMarshalFry » Fri Apr 17, 2015 4:04 pm

THIS is how you do Lookalikes http://www.private-eye.co.uk/lookalikes
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