6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby Dr. Ambiguous » Wed Mar 18, 2015 5:56 am

It seems a lot of us on TCS are at the point where we just go "meh" at rotting genitals and extreme gore. We've been around too long.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby LegionofShrooms » Wed Mar 18, 2015 8:16 am

Dr. Ambiguous wrote:It seems a lot of us on TCS are at the point where we just go "meh" at rotting genitals and extreme gore. We've been around too long.

I dunno. A lot of people here were still grossed out by the guy in that one article that porked the intestinal drainage hole thingy on his girlfriend.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby Jack Road » Wed Mar 18, 2015 10:09 am

I think it is more that, like the author said, most people understand that not all genitals work and feel bad for the people who don't have functioning genitalia, but don't have much to say on the subject.

We would probably have a similar reaction to an article called "Six Terrible Things You Learn With Stomach Cancer" and other such things. Now "Six Terrible Things You Learn When Someone Mutilates Your Genitals" or "Six Things You Learn When Gives You Stomach Cancer With a Cancer Gun" we could probably chat about more. There it is someone doing something to hurt someone and we love that stuff. But any variation of "My Body Isn't Great" won't generate much conversation unless it is that girl whose boobs, like the Grinch's heart, grew two sizes that day (in the 6th grade).
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby Dr. Ambiguous » Wed Mar 18, 2015 10:57 am

LegionofShrooms wrote:
Dr. Ambiguous wrote:It seems a lot of us on TCS are at the point where we just go "meh" at rotting genitals and extreme gore. We've been around too long.

I dunno. A lot of people here were still grossed out by the guy in that one article that porked the intestinal drainage hole thingy on his girlfriend.

I mean, yeah, there's a good chunk of TCSers who are grossed out by things like that. But there's also quite a few of s who just shrug and go "I guess that's a thing."
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Fri Mar 20, 2015 2:18 pm

I know that this is A) derailing the thread, and B) will make me look like a noob, but I'm seeing those "buy a butter dish" comments that were early in this thread in, well, everywhere. Anybody knows what's the deal? Is it related to a holiday? How many butter dishes I have to buy?
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby sunglasses » Fri Mar 20, 2015 2:57 pm

Dr. Ambiguous wrote:
LegionofShrooms wrote:
Dr. Ambiguous wrote:It seems a lot of us on TCS are at the point where we just go "meh" at rotting genitals and extreme gore. We've been around too long.

I dunno. A lot of people here were still grossed out by the guy in that one article that porked the intestinal drainage hole thingy on his girlfriend.

I mean, yeah, there's a good chunk of TCSers who are grossed out by things like that. But there's also quite a few of s who just shrug and go "I guess that's a thing."


I was more surprised people didn't know it was a thing.

I still think it's nasty.

Ed, you need to buy a million of them. All from me. (Seriously tho, I have no idea what the boooter dish is about)
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby JamishT » Fri Mar 20, 2015 4:28 pm

Edgar Cabrera wrote:I know that this is A) derailing the thread, and B) will make me look like a noob, but I'm seeing those "buy a butter dish" comments that were early in this thread in, well, everywhere. Anybody knows what's the deal? Is it related to a holiday? How many butter dishes I have to buy?


That's from this article that is about kitchen "hacks". It's really quite funny.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby aBagofYoughurt » Fri Mar 20, 2015 4:48 pm

Butter dishes and Sherringfords are the greatest things Cracked have given us lately.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby thatindianguy » Fri Mar 20, 2015 4:52 pm

I really got to make more Sherringford jokes.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby aBagofYoughurt » Fri Mar 20, 2015 5:03 pm

thatindianguy wrote:I really got to make more Sherringford jokes.


No shit, Sherringford.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby sunglasses » Fri Mar 20, 2015 5:03 pm

JamishT wrote:
Edgar Cabrera wrote:I know that this is A) derailing the thread, and B) will make me look like a noob, but I'm seeing those "buy a butter dish" comments that were early in this thread in, well, everywhere. Anybody knows what's the deal? Is it related to a holiday? How many butter dishes I have to buy?


That's from this article that is about kitchen "hacks". It's really quite funny.


Oh, ok. Now it make more of the sense.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Fri Mar 20, 2015 5:08 pm

JamishT wrote:
Edgar Cabrera wrote:I know that this is A) derailing the thread, and B) will make me look like a noob, but I'm seeing those "buy a butter dish" comments that were early in this thread in, well, everywhere. Anybody knows what's the deal? Is it related to a holiday? How many butter dishes I have to buy?

That's from this article that is about kitchen "hacks". It's really quite funny.

Whoa, really?! Because I kid you not, I've seen those in other sites (maybe those were left there from Cracked readers who went to those sites from that article?)
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby thatindianguy » Fri Mar 20, 2015 5:51 pm

Holy shit. Cracked memes are spilling into other sites?

My gods this is huge.
I mean the comments section has gotten some recognition on other sites. I mean they recognised some of us on the T.V tropes forum, and I saw a quote or two of mine on Tumblr. But Cracked jokes on other sites?

Huge.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby Delta Jim » Fri Mar 20, 2015 10:53 pm

sunglasses wrote:
JamishT wrote:
Edgar Cabrera wrote:I know that this is A) derailing the thread, and B) will make me look like a noob, but I'm seeing those "buy a butter dish" comments that were early in this thread in, well, everywhere. Anybody knows what's the deal? Is it related to a holiday? How many butter dishes I have to buy?


That's from this article that is about kitchen "hacks". It's really quite funny.


Oh, ok. Now it make more of the sense.


Good, I wasn't the only one who was lost. I just didn't ask because I thought you'd all silently judge me.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby Nullbert » Sun Mar 22, 2015 11:17 am

thatindianguy wrote: I mean they recognised some of us on the T.V tropes forum, and I saw a quote or two of mine on Tumblr.


That reminds me, I think TCS has its own TV Tropes page.
Found it:
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Website/TheCommentSection

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