6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby Dr. Ambiguous » Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:57 am

Gotta side with sunny and the others, it sounds like a shitty thing to have, but it's not horrifying to read about.

And saying "blood makes great lube" is much less interesting when you realize that usually just means period sex.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby Jack Road » Mon Mar 16, 2015 9:23 am

Dr. Ambiguous wrote:That usually just means period sex.


Not to be confused with period piece sex, which is where I dress up like King Henry VIII and we try in vain to make a son.

Oh, but yeah, about this article. One of the many things lacking from a decent sexual education is, I think "if I want to have sex but can't because of some dysfunction, what are my options?" It should be okay to talk about sexual dysfunction without risk of shame. I mean. I look at a lot of dicks in my line of work. And then I go home and look at a lot of dicks for...other reasons. And the general consensus I find is that most people that have genitalia want them to work correctly. I don't think there should be any shame in that.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby CarrieVS » Mon Mar 16, 2015 12:24 pm

Ericthebearjew wrote:Nah, canola oil is the way to go, trust me on this.


Rapeseed... could work.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby Bromo » Mon Mar 16, 2015 10:03 pm

This article didn't bother me that much. The links did, but that's about it.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby AboveGL » Mon Mar 16, 2015 11:51 pm

I'd like to say that the article wasn't that bad but anything involving extreme pain with the penis (especially when pulling back the foreskin) just makes me wince. I'm getting used to the idea now, though.

I was fine with everything else.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby Bromo » Tue Mar 17, 2015 6:48 am

I'm very desensitized to gore. I could watch an entire episode of Bones while eating stew and not get sick to my stomach.

Enjoy...
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby Dr. Ambiguous » Tue Mar 17, 2015 7:44 am

Kevin_Durant wrote:I'm very desensitized to gore. I could watch an entire episode of Bones while eating stew and not get sick to my stomach.

Enjoy...

I raise you. I've eaten while watching the music video for Cephalic Carnage's Orhwurm (which is hilarious btw), and for Cattle Decapitation's Forced Gender Reassignment. Needless to say, both videos are extremely gory, and extremely NSFW. I won't link them, as I'm pretty sure that would violate the forum rules, but you can always google them for yourself if you're feeling adventurous.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby AboveGL » Tue Mar 17, 2015 12:52 pm

And now I AM curious. I'll satisfy that AFTER work, of course.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Tue Mar 17, 2015 12:54 pm

Is it me, or has the last 24 hours or so of TCS been a massive game of "Don't Google This"?
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby sunglasses » Tue Mar 17, 2015 3:15 pm

OrangeEyebrows wrote:Is it me, or has the last 24 hours or so of TCS been a massive game of "Don't Google This"?



It has been a while Orange.

We should revive that thread.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby SandTea » Tue Mar 17, 2015 4:34 pm

sunglasses wrote:
OrangeEyebrows wrote:Is it me, or has the last 24 hours or so of TCS been a massive game of "Don't Google This"?



It has been a while Orange.

We should revive that thread.


Am I the only cup that feels like that gangster from jhonny dangerously when i hear "don't google this"

once.....ONCE!
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby Bromo » Tue Mar 17, 2015 7:44 pm

Dr. Ambiguous wrote:
Kevin_Durant wrote:I'm very desensitized to gore. I could watch an entire episode of Bones while eating stew and not get sick to my stomach.

Enjoy...

I raise you. I've eaten while watching the music video for Cephalic Carnage's Orhwurm (which is hilarious btw), and for Cattle Decapitation's Forced Gender Reassignment. Needless to say, both videos are extremely gory, and extremely NSFW. I won't link them, as I'm pretty sure that would violate the forum rules, but you can always google them for yourself if you're feeling adventurous.


I've seen that music video (the "Forced Gender Reassignment" one). I'm kind of scared by how much I wasn't bothered by that video.

Actually, you know, I am very squeamish when I receive a paper cut, so maybe it's just my tendency to easy distinguish reality from fiction. "Oh, this is fake! No worries. My stew doesn't have any people in it."
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby Bromo » Tue Mar 17, 2015 7:47 pm

SandTea wrote:
sunglasses wrote:
OrangeEyebrows wrote:Is it me, or has the last 24 hours or so of TCS been a massive game of "Don't Google This"?



It has been a while Orange.

We should revive that thread.


Am I the only cup that feels like that gangster from jhonny dangerously when i hear "don't google this"

once.....ONCE!


Well, apparently yes, because you're the only sentient teacup I've met who could type on a keyboard.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby AboveGL » Wed Mar 18, 2015 1:03 am

Dr. Ambiguous wrote:Forced Gender Reassignment


Well... THAT was interesting.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby Delta Jim » Wed Mar 18, 2015 2:41 am

Dr. Ambiguous wrote:
Kevin_Durant wrote:I'm very desensitized to gore. I could watch an entire episode of Bones while eating stew and not get sick to my stomach.

Enjoy...

I raise you. I've eaten while watching the music video for Cephalic Carnage's Orhwurm (which is hilarious btw), and for Cattle Decapitation's Forced Gender Reassignment. Needless to say, both videos are extremely gory, and extremely NSFW. I won't link them, as I'm pretty sure that would violate the forum rules, but you can always google them for yourself if you're feeling adventurous.


In 11th grade health we had a nurse come in and give a presentation about STDs that included graphic pictures of infected genitalia. The sight of rotting dicks and zombie vaginae was too much for some (this was before lunch, so some people decided not to eat that day).

I, however, was enjoying a sandwich while viewing these appetite-destroying photos.
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