6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Mar 16, 2015 2:58 am

*reacts with mauling*
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Mon Mar 16, 2015 2:59 am

Well obviously you're the unspoken exception, Eric.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Mon Mar 16, 2015 3:06 am

I didn't heard exactly of these ones before, but I agree with what jbobsully11 said.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby LegionofShrooms » Mon Mar 16, 2015 4:11 am

I have to agree with sunny that it wasn't all that bad in my opinion.

I mean, I even clicked on the picture links and nothing really set me off too much. I honestly have no idea if that says more about me or the article.

Also. Fuck you, buy a butter dish.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Mon Mar 16, 2015 4:19 am

Hah. He got really upset about the whole butter thing, didn't he?
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby NathanLoiselle » Mon Mar 16, 2015 4:23 am

Butter is a perfectly usable organic lubricant for use in things like sex.




Oh, that's not what we're talking about? For once?
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby LegionofShrooms » Mon Mar 16, 2015 4:26 am

NathanLoiselle wrote:Butter is a perfectly usable organic lubricant for use in things like sex.




Oh, that's not what we're talking about? For once?

Wouldn't olive oil work better?
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby LaChaise » Mon Mar 16, 2015 4:36 am

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Neither of those! Fat destroys condoms, only use water-based lubricants.

The blood of your enemies stays the best option. (Of course, get your enemies tested beforehand, let's not be barbarians eh?)
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Mon Mar 16, 2015 4:36 am

Don't use either with latex condoms! This has been your food-based sexual PSA for this evening.

Fake edit: And of course Chaise got in first.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Mar 16, 2015 4:37 am

Nah, canola oil is the way to go, trust me on this.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby LaChaise » Mon Mar 16, 2015 4:40 am

OrangeEyebrows wrote:And of course Chaise got in first.


Of course I did. ;)
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby LegionofShrooms » Mon Mar 16, 2015 4:46 am

LaChaise wrote:
OrangeEyebrows wrote:And of course Chaise got in first.


Of course I did. ;)

Don't feel bad OrangeEyebrows. Clearly your computer has a bad case of Postimisus
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby sunglasses » Mon Mar 16, 2015 4:52 am

Actually Chaise has a point.

blood does make a decent lube.

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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby aBagofYoughurt » Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:26 am

LegionofShrooms wrote:
NathanLoiselle wrote:Butter is a perfectly usable organic lubricant for use in things like sex.




Oh, that's not what we're talking about? For once?

Wouldn't olive oil work better?


OLIVE OIL?
Fuck you. Buy a butter dish.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby Andropov4 » Mon Mar 16, 2015 8:32 am

aBagofYoughurt wrote:
LegionofShrooms wrote:
NathanLoiselle wrote:Butter is a perfectly usable organic lubricant for use in things like sex.




Oh, that's not what we're talking about? For once?

Wouldn't olive oil work better?


OLIVE OIL?
Fuck you. Buy a butter dish.


I have a butter dish, but she keeps walking away at the most inconvenient times. Always has an excuse, too. "Oh, I need to use the bathroom", "I need to eat, it's been three days", "My feet were bleeding", "I have a book report due tomorrow". Wah, wah, wah. I guess I'll just have to go back to the same park where I found this one and get a new butter holder.
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