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6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby FieldMarshalFry » Sun Mar 15, 2015 1:59 pm

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!
PAGE 2!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
http://www.cracked.com/article_22108_6- ... ls_p2.html
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Last edited by Marcuse on Sun Mar 15, 2015 2:42 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Reason: Changed title so people know what link they're clicking on.
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Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Postby Qinglong » Sun Mar 15, 2015 2:40 pm

Did you read it? WHY? I didn't read it, because with a title like that, WHY WOULD YOU READ IT?
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Re: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

Postby FieldMarshalFry » Sun Mar 15, 2015 2:43 pm

Qinglong wrote:Did you read it? WHY? I didn't read it, because with a title like that, WHY WOULD YOU READ IT?

BECAUSE IT'S THERE! I HAD TO READ IT BECAUSE ITS THERE! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby thatindianguy » Sun Mar 15, 2015 3:55 pm

Amanda: God, that was so unpleasant to hear about. I mean pain during sex and the vulva just shutting itself? So creepy.

Ryan:... Can it woman!

Also AAAAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ' gasp' HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH' sips water, Refreshing' HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby Matt the Czar » Sun Mar 15, 2015 4:03 pm

*Read second page*

o.o

O.o

O.O

*Tries to scream, brain shuts off as a fear reaction.*
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby sunglasses » Sun Mar 15, 2015 5:29 pm

You guys are such chicken shits.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby SandTea » Sun Mar 15, 2015 6:11 pm

I was more freaked out by that picture of the uhh "bris" in the religion article. Really hope i didn't get one those "traditional" baby sucker guys.


....and now u all know a little bit more about my trunk.(i think trunk is better than "junk" right? how did that even start?)

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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby NathanLoiselle » Sun Mar 15, 2015 6:46 pm

PUSSIES!

*promptly passes out*
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sun Mar 15, 2015 7:03 pm

sunglasses wrote:You guys are such chicken shits.

Fuck you, buy a butter dish!
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby Delta Jim » Sun Mar 15, 2015 7:57 pm

Wow, everyone (except sunny) is freaking out. Now I HAVE to read it.

*Reads article*

Meh. I'm going to have to agree with sunny.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby jbobsully11 » Sun Mar 15, 2015 8:03 pm

There was nothing I hadn't heard of before, but still... ew.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby Stanza » Sun Mar 15, 2015 8:04 pm

Oh hey, I used to have pretty severe vaginismus. Nice to see an article that at least mentions it.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby sunglasses » Mon Mar 16, 2015 2:40 am

Delta Jim wrote:Wow, everyone (except sunny) is freaking out. Now I HAVE to read it.

*Reads article*

Meh. I'm going to have to agree with sunny.


Thank you, Jim.

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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby LaChaise » Mon Mar 16, 2015 2:54 am

Yeah I don't really get it. Don't you guys learn about phimosis in school? I thought it was common enough for people to be informed.

As for vaginismus, it's true that nobody ever talks about it. Which is problematic, as a number of friends suffer/used to suffer from it without anybody ever telling them about it or trying to help/treat them.
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Re: 6 Terrible Things You Learn With Dysfunctional Genitals

Postby OrangeEyebrows » Mon Mar 16, 2015 2:57 am

The Chairman makes a good point. We should try to react with something more helpful than, "Ew, gross, lalala, I'm not listening".
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