8 Obvious Signs Statistics Are Lying To You

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8 Obvious Signs Statistics Are Lying To You

Postby Qinglong » Sat Mar 14, 2015 6:02 pm

I love this article by Luke McKinney. This should be required reading before being allowed on the Internet.
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Re: 8 Obvious Signs Statistics Are Lying To You

Postby NathanLoiselle » Sat Mar 14, 2015 9:35 pm

Well then. How am I supposed to prove that I have the biggest penis in the world now?
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Re: 8 Obvious Signs Statistics Are Lying To You

Postby DamianaRaven » Sat Mar 14, 2015 9:43 pm

By posting a picture of it on Craigslist, of course!
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Re: 8 Obvious Signs Statistics Are Lying To You

Postby thatindianguy » Sat Mar 14, 2015 10:25 pm

I lied in my comment.

I didn't read it. I never had any intention to.

'Cause I'm baaaaaaaad
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Re: 8 Obvious Signs Statistics Are Lying To You

Postby TheSyrupNugget » Sun Mar 15, 2015 8:20 am

I'm mostly impressed at the Title Guy's restraint in not naming the article "8 Obvious Signs That Modern Men Are Making Statistics Lie To You"
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Re: 8 Obvious Signs Statistics Are Lying To You

Postby ShuaiGuy » Sun Mar 15, 2015 10:32 am

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Re: 8 Obvious Signs Statistics Are Lying To You

Postby SandTea » Sun Mar 15, 2015 5:51 pm

ShuaiGuy wrote:If I have time I'm actually going to make it a required reading in my 8th grade class this term.


http://www.cracked.com/blog/to-my-unborn-son-stuff-i-wont-have-balls-to-say/

I'd recommend that one as well.

I realize this may be the introductory equivalent of finding out the guy u buy cocaine from is your gfs dad but while that might be appropriate, this is my 1st post here so I felt obligated to make everyone else feel obligated to say hi. I'll find that intro thread someday just could not resist.
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Re: 8 Obvious Signs Statistics Are Lying To You

Postby NathanLoiselle » Sun Mar 15, 2015 7:06 pm

Hold on. Now which dad is the coke dealer because she's got two stepdads and a real dad. And I don't want to go asking the wrong one for an eight ball.
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Re: 8 Obvious Signs Statistics Are Lying To You

Postby jbobsully11 » Sun Mar 15, 2015 8:07 pm

SandTea wrote:I realize this may be the introductory equivalent of finding out the guy u buy cocaine from is your gfs dad but while that might be appropriate, this is my 1st post here so I felt obligated to make everyone else feel obligated to say hi. I'll find that intro thread someday just could not resist.

Here you go. Also, hi.
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Re: 8 Obvious Signs Statistics Are Lying To You

Postby SandTea » Sun Mar 15, 2015 9:19 pm

NathanLoiselle wrote:Hold on. Now which dad is the coke dealer because she's got two stepdads and a real dad. And I don't want to go asking the wrong one for an eight ball.


Uhhh you might have a problem there so binge watch detective shows and deduce damn it! or ya know, if ones like super skinny I'd go with that.
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