by NathanLoiselle » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:35 am
Well, and I'm working off memory for this because I don't want to go over to Cracked.
Aliens VS. Predator strictly notes that there are several civilizations around the world and the imagery notes that Predators build their temples on the surface of a planet and not underground. This would mean that Antarctica wouldn't be frozen over and would make the first Predator hunt well before 7,000 years ago. DCB gets it wrong and says it was 2,000 years ago (or so).
Also, who the hell chains up their general? If the Engineers put the aliens on earth and not the Predators then why did they chain up the queen? No one. No one chains up their general. And how were they supposed to get off of Antarctica? I mean Aliens are smart and all but they're not exactly ship builders. Hell, their intelligence could be based off their human side considering the Alien from Alien 3 wasn't smarter than the average dog. (And it's birthing host was a dog.)
I couldn't read past that because I was too annoyed.
Edit : The Aliens from Aliens VS. Predator aren't dog-based or Predator-based. They're human-based. Possibly off of Paris Hilton or that Kim girl.