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Evan Symon Lowers His Life Expectancy Again

Postby Matt the Czar » Tue Mar 10, 2015 3:04 pm

Is there no limit to what can be immersed in gelatin?


EDIT: http://www.cracked.com/article_21958_7-disgusting-foods-from-past-that-we-taste-tested_p7.html. Sorry!
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Re: Evan Symon Lowers His Life Expectancy Again

Postby Sheogorath » Tue Mar 10, 2015 6:17 pm

There is no limit to what can be submersed in gelatin
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Re: Evan Symon Lowers His Life Expectancy Again

Postby NathanLoiselle » Tue Mar 10, 2015 7:34 pm

This one time, at band camp, I immersed gelatin with more gelatin!
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Re: Evan Symon Lowers His Life Expectancy Again

Postby Sheogorath » Tue Mar 10, 2015 9:29 pm

I once captured the soul of a cloud and placed it into a large container of wine

we now call him the kool-ade man
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Re: Evan Symon Lowers His Life Expectancy Again

Postby D-LOGAN » Tue Mar 10, 2015 11:52 pm

NOT THE CLOUDS! That's where angels live!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Evan Symon Lowers His Life Expectancy Again

Postby gorillathehun » Wed Mar 11, 2015 7:30 am

NathanLoiselle wrote:This one time, at band camp, I immersed gelatin with more gelatin!


You fool! You've created a paradox that could rip apart the very fabric of space-time!
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Re: Evan Symon Lowers His Life Expectancy Again

Postby blehblah » Wed Mar 18, 2015 5:32 pm

Sheogorath wrote:There is no limit to what can be submersed in gelatin
jell-o-thinker-large-8.jpg


Fictionalization, do not attempt?

Challenge accepted.

First, I'll need a willing pool. Next, I'll need lots and lots and lots of Jell-O. I'll also need that funky breathing-liquid stuff. After some careful review of Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs, I will be ready... oh, yes... I will reality-ization and attempt. Do you hear me, lawyers! Your meager warning shall not stop me, no - in-fact, it serves only to drive me!
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Re: Evan Symon Lowers His Life Expectancy Again

Postby NathanLoiselle » Wed Mar 18, 2015 9:09 pm

No! Bleh-Blah! It'll change the world forever!
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Re: Evan Symon Lowers His Life Expectancy Again

Postby SandTea » Wed Mar 18, 2015 10:04 pm

Sheogorath wrote:I once captured the soul of a cloud and placed it into a large container of wine

we now call him the kool-ade man


cloud+wine.... hmmmmm i would have gone with 'Cabernet stratocumulis' maybe 'nimbus Riesling'

And as for a swimming pool full of jello. A quick work up of a pool with 375000 liters would need 792516 boxes of jello I believe. Then you'd just have to probably stir everyday until winter.
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