You know, the fella who wrote this was the first person to ever leave a response on my very first article pitch to Cracked all them years ago, when the Earth was fresh and mankind still had the last vestiges of it's innocence. Just a random dude leaving a message saying he liked my idea and wishing me well with it ... that stuck with me yo. Stuff like that does. I still remember the first time someone mentioned my cracked-username thingy in another thread, it was a nice. Anywho, it just gave me a boost is all. Just sayin' like.
And now he has an article of his own out. Good for him man. Good for everyone everywhere always. DRINKS ARE ON THE HOUSE! Slàinte.