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Cracked Needs More E. Reid Ross Articles

Postby LegionofShrooms » Sat Feb 28, 2015 11:17 pm

http://www.cracked.com/article_22136_sp ... sight.html

Seriously, I was browsing his article history after I read the "Animal Mind Fuck" one on the front page, and even though he only has one published like once every month or two, they're significantly some of the more interesting and funny on the site of late.

Also. I'll never trust a tree again.
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Re: Cracked Needs More E. Reid Ross Articles

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sun Mar 01, 2015 12:37 am

Cracked won't really prioritize animal articles unless said animals write tumblr blogs that can be ghostwrited.
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Re: Cracked Needs More E. Reid Ross Articles

Postby NathanLoiselle » Sun Mar 01, 2015 2:58 am

Yes. But they might prioritize tree articles.

Just saying, you know.

They could.

If they wanted to.

You know.
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Re: Cracked Needs More E. Reid Ross Articles

Postby sunglasses » Sun Mar 01, 2015 6:32 am

Ericthebearjew wrote:Cracked won't really prioritize animal articles unless said animals write tumblr blogs that can be ghostwrited.


Having spoken to him a while ago, I know that he has trouble finding new animal stuff.

Also, he has his own blog.
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Re: Cracked Needs More E. Reid Ross Articles

Postby SilverMaple » Mon Mar 02, 2015 10:17 pm

LegionofShrooms wrote:Also. I'll never trust a tree again.


*cough*

...

*shifty eyes*
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Re: Cracked Needs More E. Reid Ross Articles

Postby LegionofShrooms » Tue Mar 03, 2015 3:22 pm

SilverMaple wrote:
LegionofShrooms wrote:Also. I'll never trust a tree again.


*cough*

...

*shifty eyes*

Don't you give me that. I know you're really spiders!

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Re: Cracked Needs More E. Reid Ross Articles

Postby SilverMaple » Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:19 am

LegionofShrooms wrote:Don't you give me that. I know you're really spiders!



But the spiders only want to give you hugs! You like hugs, don't you? After all...you know who hated hugs? Stalin.

...What? I wanted to use Hitler, but after reading NotCIA's article, who knows? Hugs may well have been a possible entry #6.
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Re: Cracked Needs More E. Reid Ross Articles

Postby LegionofShrooms » Wed Mar 04, 2015 4:21 am

SilverMaple wrote:
LegionofShrooms wrote:Don't you give me that. I know you're really spiders!



But the spiders only want to give you hugs! You like hugs, don't you? After all...you know who hated hugs? Stalin.

...What? I wanted to use Hitler, but after reading NotCIA's article, who knows? Hugs may well have been a possible entry #6.

I only accept hugs from bipeds and quadrupeds.
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Re: Cracked Needs More E. Reid Ross Articles

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