4 Reasons '50 Shades of Grey' Is the Limp Bizkit of Sex

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4 Reasons '50 Shades of Grey' Is the Limp Bizkit of Sex

Postby Sheogorath » Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:32 pm

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Re: 4 Reasons '50 Shades of Grey' Is the Limp Bizkit of Sex

Postby Tesseracts » Wed Feb 18, 2015 7:39 pm

1 Reason Something Currently Popular Is Analogous To Something Previously Popular.

1. I am old.
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Re: 4 Reasons '50 Shades of Grey' Is the Limp Bizkit of Sex

Postby NathanLoiselle » Wed Feb 18, 2015 9:36 pm

I don't get it. Are we sure we were reading Cracked? I mean. No list. No second page. Tesseracts on top.

MY WORLD IS TURNING UPSIDE DOWN!


Hey! Andropov's got a shirt!

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Re: 4 Reasons '50 Shades of Grey' Is the Limp Bizkit of Sex

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed Feb 18, 2015 9:44 pm

Hell, it coaxed me to change my avatar!................I'm scared.HELP ME!
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Re: 4 Reasons '50 Shades of Grey' Is the Limp Bizkit of Sex

Postby Sheogorath » Wed Feb 18, 2015 10:09 pm

I am surprised, last time i talked to Jesus, he said Jews do not practice bondage
ErictheSadomasochisticbearjew

your such a dirtty dirty bear
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Re: 4 Reasons '50 Shades of Grey' Is the Limp Bizkit of Sex

Postby NathanLoiselle » Wed Feb 18, 2015 11:30 pm

Not only were there not four reasons (counting is not my forte) but the association of 50 Shades of Grey (may that name forever be held in contempt) with punk rock (my that name be forever held in high esteem) is tenuous at best.

Also, Blink 182? Not Punk

Finally, I want off this crazy train called "Loving The Latest Thing". Asparagus! Asparagus!
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Re: 4 Reasons '50 Shades of Grey' Is the Limp Bizkit of Sex

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed Feb 18, 2015 11:35 pm

NathanLoiselle wrote:Asparagus!

*Mauls Nathan anyway* What? The books say to ignore safe words.
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Postby Australia » Tue Mar 10, 2015 8:21 pm

I see Shegorath went to the Cracked school of retitling things.
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Re: 9

Postby NathanLoiselle » Tue Mar 10, 2015 9:31 pm

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Re: 9

Postby CarrieVS » Tue Mar 10, 2015 9:45 pm

Nine to Mortal Men, doomed to die.
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Re: 9

Postby Sheogorath » Tue Mar 10, 2015 9:55 pm

It Was the School Of Maddness!
It taught me that anything that bothers you is worth doing because you may or may not be a hobb goblin
and identification of said snob yoblins if of high order
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