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5 Products To Celebrate Valentine's Day With Pure Horror

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Fri Feb 13, 2015 7:56 pm

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Re: 5 Products To Celebrate Valentine's Day With Pure Horror

Postby DamianaRaven » Fri Feb 13, 2015 8:02 pm

Number three is just... seriously, guys? Y'know, if your thang gets stuck in there, they will make you explain yourself.
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Re: 5 Products To Celebrate Valentine's Day With Pure Horror

Postby sunglasses » Fri Feb 13, 2015 8:58 pm

I read about the chocolate assholes earlier this week.

That did it for me.
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Re: 5 Products To Celebrate Valentine's Day With Pure Horror

Postby DamianaRaven » Fri Feb 13, 2015 9:02 pm

I think they prefer to be called African Americans.
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Re: 5 Products To Celebrate Valentine's Day With Pure Horror

Postby sunglasses » Fri Feb 13, 2015 9:06 pm

DamianaRaven wrote:I think they prefer to be called African Americans.


Nope.

http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/food/novel ... olates.asp
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Re: 5 Products To Celebrate Valentine's Day With Pure Horror

Postby Tuli » Fri Feb 13, 2015 10:26 pm

sunglasses wrote:
DamianaRaven wrote:I think they prefer to be called African Americans.


Nope.

http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/food/novel ... olates.asp

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So... is that where ButtChocolate disappeared to?
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Re: 5 Products To Celebrate Valentine's Day With Pure Horror

Postby Tesseracts » Fri Feb 13, 2015 11:00 pm

Tuli wrote:
sunglasses wrote:
DamianaRaven wrote:I think they prefer to be called African Americans.


Nope.

http://www.dudeiwantthat.com/food/novel ... olates.asp

uhh
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So... is that where ButtChocolate disappeared to?

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Re: 5 Products To Celebrate Valentine's Day With Pure Horror

Postby Australia » Sat Feb 14, 2015 3:28 pm

Tuli wrote:So... is that where ButtChocolate disappeared to?

No, he was eaten long, long ago.

My logic is why give out paper hearts when you can give out real hearts? The police don't seem to agree with this logic. From now on, I'm not giving Valentine's gifts to any law enforcement officers. This is just like that time I burned down the fire station to keep the homeless warm and was reprimanded for some reason.
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