6 Viral Stories That Were BS

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6 Viral Stories That Were BS

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed Feb 11, 2015 6:19 pm

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/willow-smith-went-topless-6-viral-stories-that-were-bs/
Apparently, hipsters have reached a point where they have become so desperate for attention, they have to invent news stories to placate themselves
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Re: 6 Viral Stories That Were BS

Postby LegionofShrooms » Wed Feb 11, 2015 7:30 pm

Ericthebearjew wrote:http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/willow-smith-went-topless-6-viral-stories-that-were-bs/
Apparently, hipsters have reached a point where they have become so desperate for attention, they have to invent news stories to placate themselves

That's some meta shit right there.

Emphasis on shit.
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Re: 6 Viral Stories That Were BS

Postby jbobsully11 » Wed Feb 11, 2015 8:31 pm

the first entry wrote:The video, featuring undercover mothers shaming their pervert spawn, probably should have been red-flagged on account of it being funded by Everlast (a company that makes violent clown gloves) instead of some awareness group.
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(a company that makes violent clown gloves)
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violent clown gloves

I was so disappointed when I realized that meant boxing gloves. Dammit, Cracked.
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Re: 6 Viral Stories That Were BS

Postby AsamiSato » Thu Feb 12, 2015 7:07 am

I am so fucking hungry right now that the word "McPizza" literally made my mouth water (and I am using literally correctly there). I am ashamed of myself (but still hungry and could totally go for some pizza).
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Re: 6 Viral Stories That Were BS

Postby Matthew Notch » Thu Feb 12, 2015 8:52 am

I remember eating a McPizza. It was in the new Wal-Mart, which had a built-in McDonald's, and it was right around the time they started serving pizza. I was sick for a couple of days afterward, no lie. Trust me, no good came of the McPizza.

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Re: 6 Viral Stories That Were BS

Postby Jack Road » Thu Feb 12, 2015 9:06 am

That McPizza went McFlurry faster than you can say "Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun."

...I'm so sorry. I'll show myself out.
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