5 Things You Don't Know About Strippers (Until You Are One)

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5 Things You Don't Know About Strippers (Until You Are One)

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sun Jan 25, 2015 5:55 pm

http://www.cracked.com/article_20292_5-things-you-dont-know-about-strippers-until-you-are-one.html
Apparently, some clients will pay you in bundles of older womens' underwear. Just...........don't ask where they got it from.
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Re: 5 Things You Don't Know About Strippers (Until You Are O

Postby D-LOGAN » Sun Jan 25, 2015 11:16 pm

ME! And I want 'em back.
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Re: 5 Things You Don't Know About Strippers (Until You Are O

Postby NathanLoiselle » Mon Jan 26, 2015 12:31 am

I knew some of this.

Shit! I'm a stripper!
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Re: 5 Things You Don't Know About Strippers (Until You Are O

Postby Aquila89 » Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:17 pm

I do a reverse strip show. I walk out naked and people pay me to put my clothes back on.
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Re: 5 Things You Don't Know About Strippers (Until You Are O

Postby DamianaRaven » Mon Jan 26, 2015 10:45 pm

Yeeeeeah, I'll believe that when I see it.
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Re: 5 Things You Don't Know About Strippers (Until You Are O

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:02 pm

Aquila89 wrote:I do a reverse strip show. I walk out naked and people pay me to put my clothes back on.

But do you get paid in granny panties?
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Re: 5 Things You Don't Know About Strippers (Until You Are O

Postby DamianaRaven » Mon Jan 26, 2015 11:15 pm

Noooo, when you want a man to cover his dong, it's tube socks.
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Re: 5 Things You Don't Know About Strippers (Until You Are O

Postby Aquila89 » Tue Jan 27, 2015 12:05 am

Oh, I use a thimblette.
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Re: 5 Things You Don't Know About Strippers (Until You Are O

Postby AboveGL » Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:28 am

Quick question - I remember seeing a comment on the subject of harassment which stated that gay men get it too, so where it's an issue that needs addressing, that issue isn't specifically entitlement to women's bodies but lack of boundaries and decency. I personally agree with this, but I also want to see any counter-arguments and I can't find the original comment.

Can anyone help me there, or is that person right?
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Re: 5 Things You Don't Know About Strippers (Until You Are O

Postby Jack Road » Thu Feb 19, 2015 10:38 am

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Re: 5 Things You Don't Know About Strippers (Until You Are O

Postby D-LOGAN » Sun Feb 22, 2015 2:14 am

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Sorry Jack,' it needed to be said!
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Re: 5 Things You Don't Know About Strippers (Until You Are O

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Sun Feb 22, 2015 2:44 am

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Re: 5 Things You Don't Know About Strippers (Until You Are O

Postby D-LOGAN » Sun Feb 22, 2015 11:25 am

....... you win this round Eric'......
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Re: 5 Things You Don't Know About Strippers (Until You Are O

Postby CarrieVS » Sun Feb 22, 2015 3:12 pm

L33ted
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