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5 Bizarre Early Versions of Iconic Characters

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Tue Jan 20, 2015 2:15 pm

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James Bond: "Red wine with fish. Well, that should have told me something."
Red Grant: "You may know the right wines, but you're the one on your knees. How does it feel, old man?"
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Re: 5 Bizarre Early Versions of Iconic Characters

Postby D-LOGAN » Tue Jan 20, 2015 2:29 pm

I like this dude's style.
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Re: 5 Bizarre Early Versions of Iconic Characters

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Tue Jan 20, 2015 2:43 pm

I've heard he's handsome.
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Red Grant: "You may know the right wines, but you're the one on your knees. How does it feel, old man?"
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Postby D-LOGAN » Tue Jan 20, 2015 3:17 pm

I hear tell he can heal injured puppies just by smiling at them, and that the amulet he wears round his neck was hand-carved from a solid-gold meteorite found at the heart of a volcano by blind priests and that he died in suspicious circumstances in the 1970's possibly due to his unsavoury political beliefs. But let us not dwell on such ... distasteful matters, best we focus on the good.
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Re: 5 Bizarre Early Versions of Iconic Characters

Postby sunglasses » Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:34 pm

I hear the author is super dreamy and goaded on by a former reaper.

Or was.

No news on the former reaper.

But seriously, was this line yours:
Tragically depriving us of the potential classic song, "I'm Going to Build a Snowman on Your Goddamn Graves".
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Because I snorted soda through my nose and it hurt.
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Re: 5 Bizarre Early Versions of Iconic Characters

Postby D-LOGAN » Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:39 pm

Whah? .... Oh ... eh ... sure, yeah, totally in fact, from the Gremlins one, yeah. Yeah well you know, Mogwais, Snowmen, both melt when exposed to water, that Gizmo entry wrote itself like.
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Re: 5 Bizarre Early Versions of Iconic Characters

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:11 pm

Real talk, the moment I read "Whoa, we're seeing double here! Four father figures!" I got guaran-damn-teed that it was you.
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Red Grant: "You may know the right wines, but you're the one on your knees. How does it feel, old man?"
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Postby D-LOGAN » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:15 pm

Edgar Cabrera wrote:I got guaran-damn-teed


There's no need for profanity, Fall Out Boy
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Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:21 pm

But really, I'm sure Paul Ruebens would have had a better reason for villainy than simply lashing out at the Ghostbusters at the drop of a hat because "They're not Gods". Racist.
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Postby D-LOGAN » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:23 pm

And he'd of looked even hotter in that bubble-wrap costume. Ah, spilt milk and all that.
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Re: 5 Bizarre Early Versions of Iconic Characters

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:26 pm

D-LOGAN wrote:
Edgar Cabrera wrote:I got guaran-damn-teed

There's no need for profanity, Fall Out Boy

Oh jiminy jillickers!
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James Bond: "Red wine with fish. Well, that should have told me something."
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