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7 Traditional Christmas Drinks Tested

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Mon Dec 22, 2014 2:40 pm

http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-traditional-christmas-drinks-tested/
In the spirit of the holiday season, Felix Clay shoves a bunch of thick, strong liquids into his mouth.
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Re: 7 Traditional Christmas Drinks Tested

Postby sunglasses » Mon Dec 22, 2014 4:01 pm

I'm not sorry to say that I laughed until I cried.

I've often given Eggnog the side eye. I've never drank it. I have no urge to drink it. The idea of drinking eggs makes me want to projectile vomit.

That being said, I've always wanted to try wassail and it seems I was right to want to try it.

I do agree with Felix on the hot buttered anything. Grossness.

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Re: 7 Traditional Christmas Drinks Tested

Postby NathanLoiselle » Mon Dec 22, 2014 10:35 pm

I have a hot, thick liquid for Félix to try.
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Re: 7 Traditional Christmas Drinks Tested

Postby JamishT » Tue Dec 23, 2014 6:10 am

sunglasses wrote:I'm not sorry to say that I laughed until I cried.

I've often given Eggnog the side eye. I've never drank it. I have no urge to drink it. The idea of drinking eggs makes me want to projectile vomit.


I used to think that way until I drank some eggnog an old housemate made. Mindblowing.

Butter hating nurse wrote:I do agree with Felix on the hot buttered anything. Grossness.


...Not...even...bis(*voice cracks*)cuits!?!

But really, I love butter and would be that guy to drink buttered drinks if I had the chance.
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Re: 7 Traditional Christmas Drinks Tested

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Tue Dec 23, 2014 11:27 am

You know, at first I read "Butter hating nurse" as "Butt hating nurse" and I was disappointed.
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