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3 Creepy Facts About The Conspiracy Behind Pumpkin Spice

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed Nov 19, 2014 9:05 pm

http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/3-creepy-facts-about-conspiracy-behind-pumpkin-spice/
Apparently, DCB believes that pumpkin spice controls the economy. That's just ridiculous, It's obviously chestnut praline!

I mean, look at that beauty!
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Re: 3 Creepy Facts About The Conspiracy Behind Pumpkin Spice

Postby NathanLoiselle » Wed Nov 19, 2014 9:32 pm

The spice is life.
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Re: 3 Creepy Facts About The Conspiracy Behind Pumpkin Spice

Postby JamishT » Wed Nov 19, 2014 10:18 pm

I put pumpkin pie spice into my pancake batter today, does that mean I'm one of the sheeple?
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Re: 3 Creepy Facts About The Conspiracy Behind Pumpkin Spice

Postby Edgar Cabrera » Wed Nov 19, 2014 10:23 pm

I'll go with what @thatindianguy said in the comments (what a guy):

thatindianguy wrote:If this is Cracked's threshold for creepy I'm surprised they ever manage to leave the house. Butterflies must scare the ever lovin' piss out of them.
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Re: 3 Creepy Facts About The Conspiracy Behind Pumpkin Spice

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed Nov 19, 2014 10:27 pm

Edgar Cabrera wrote:I'll go with what @thatindianguy said in the comments (what a guy):

"If this is Cracked's threshold for creepy I'm surprised they ever manage to leave the house. Butterflies must scare the ever lovin' piss out of them."

To be fair, butterflies do seem to have the ability to alter the timeline. They're like fluttery Weeping Angels.
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Re: 3 Creepy Facts About The Conspiracy Behind Pumpkin Spice

Postby JamishT » Wed Nov 19, 2014 10:34 pm

We need to get thatindianguy on here, he seems like a legitimately cool guy.
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Re: 3 Creepy Facts About The Conspiracy Behind Pumpkin Spice

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Wed Nov 19, 2014 10:38 pm

He did sign up recently. The same day as Subotai, I believe.
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Re: 3 Creepy Facts About The Conspiracy Behind Pumpkin Spice

Postby Suckerfish » Thu Nov 20, 2014 8:23 am

Wait wait wait, hold everything. Two questions, Eric.
1. When did chestnut praline become a Starbucks holiday option?
2. If I asked my barista to combine all of the holiday flavors (Eggnog, Gingerbread, Peppermint Mocha, Caramel Brulee, and now Chestnut Praline) in a hot venti beverage and then proceed to consume said beverage do I get to become an avenging avatar of destruction for the holiday gods, bent on destroying the mortal plane?
I was pretty sure that's how it worked.
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Re: 3 Creepy Facts About The Conspiracy Behind Pumpkin Spice

Postby Deathclaw_Puncher » Thu Nov 20, 2014 9:00 am

Last Tuesday, and yes.
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Re: 3 Creepy Facts About The Conspiracy Behind Pumpkin Spice

Postby TheShadowknows » Fri Nov 21, 2014 7:15 pm

As much as I love pumpkin spice, I don't see a problem with keeping it seasonal. Waiting for it is what makes it special. I mean I can get strawberries all year around but I still wait till summer to make jam because that's when it tastes the best.
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Re: 3 Creepy Facts About The Conspiracy Behind Pumpkin Spice

Postby Tesseracts » Fri Nov 21, 2014 8:43 pm

Next week on Cracked: Eggnog, innocent Christmas drink or LIES FROM OBAMA?

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COMMERCIAL EGGNOG CONTAINS NO EGGS


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Re: 3 Creepy Facts About The Conspiracy Behind Pumpkin Spice

Postby TheShadowknows » Fri Nov 21, 2014 8:52 pm

But does it have nog?
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Re: 3 Creepy Facts About The Conspiracy Behind Pumpkin Spice

Postby NathanLoiselle » Fri Nov 21, 2014 9:19 pm

Save the nog! Say no to eggnog!
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Re: 3 Creepy Facts About The Conspiracy Behind Pumpkin Spice

Postby Marcuse » Fri Nov 21, 2014 10:16 pm

Wow, people must be rusty at commenting.

The correct response is:

Woah.
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