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Facts that will ruin your life

Postby Tesseracts » Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:49 am

This "game" is simple, list a fact that will ruin your life.

The only rule is it must be a real fact and not alternative.

I'll start: Most fruit juice is nutritionally identical to soda.
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Re: Facts that will ruin your life

Postby Cpt._Funkotron » Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:50 am

Donald J. Trump is currently the President of the United States.
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Re: Facts that will ruin your life

Postby Tesseracts » Thu Mar 09, 2017 2:57 am

Scientific consensus says even if we stop carbon emissions global warming can't be reversed for hundreds of years.
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Re: Facts that will ruin your life

Postby Cpt._Funkotron » Thu Mar 09, 2017 3:05 am

If it looks like you're going to die all alone without having produced offspring, know that you will be the first member of your direct ancestral line to do so, ever, in over 3.8 billion years of life on this planet.
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Re: Facts that will ruin your life

Postby Tesseracts » Thu Mar 09, 2017 3:15 am

No vaccine for Lyme is available for humans but it's easily available for dogs.
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Re: Facts that will ruin your life

Postby SilverMaple » Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:18 am

Around 1 in 3 people will develop some type of cancer in their lifetime.
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Re: Facts that will ruin your life

Postby Krashlia » Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:28 am

Someone in your family tree is a product of rape.
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Re: Facts that will ruin your life

Postby Cpt._Funkotron » Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:37 am

Krashlia wrote:Someone in your family tree is a product of rape.


What's more distressing to me is that something like 90% of pregnancy in girls aged 15 and younger are the result of rape by a family member.

EDIT: In Peru, in the 1990's.
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Re: Facts that will ruin your life

Postby Krashlia » Thu Mar 09, 2017 4:19 pm

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Re: Facts that will ruin your life

Postby ghijkmnop » Thu Mar 09, 2017 5:26 pm

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Re: Facts that will ruin your life

Postby Australia » Thu Mar 09, 2017 5:43 pm

Cobra is now almost four years late for his concert.

What? It's ruining my life, dammit!
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Re: Facts that will ruin your life

Postby Cpt._Funkotron » Thu Mar 09, 2017 7:07 pm

ghijkmnop wrote:
Cpt._Funkotron wrote:
Krashlia wrote:Someone in your family tree is a product of rape.


What's more distressing to me is that something like 90% of pregnancy in girls aged 15 and younger are the result of rape by a family member.


Having worked for a Family Planning organization, I would have to say that I'm a bit dubious on that "fact."
https://www.guttmacher.org/united-state ... -pregnancy


No information in the site you linked contradicts the fact, but you were right to be dubious since I should have been more specific. In Peru, in the '90s, this was found to be the case.

On page 235 of Gender Violence: Inderdisciplinary Perspectives, O'Toole and Schiffman, (1997): https://books.google.com/books?hl=en&lr ... &q&f=false

I can't find any data along these lines from the United States.
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Re: Facts that will ruin your life

Postby Tesseracts » Thu Mar 09, 2017 7:10 pm

Female squirting has been shown to just be urine.
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Re: Facts that will ruin your life

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Re: Facts that will ruin your life

Postby sunglasses » Thu Mar 09, 2017 11:13 pm

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